Johnny Hallyday (only the French people will know who the hell I'm talking about...and why )


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I hate myself not to be a celebrity.

virginie74 said:

You hate not being a celebrity, is that what you're saying? Or you hate yourself too much to be a celebrity? Or you just plain hate yourself...and celebrities?

And what about old Johnny? Agree or not?

I can't hate people I don't know, they are good on what they are. I've heard Johnny is kinda stupid, but I don't like people who think others are stupid. A lot of people love him, I can't judge him as a personn. I'm sure he would be sweet to me.

But all these crazy people from US (doubble-bagged blonds) scares me. There is nothing good being a celebrity, except the money, but I don't like show off. I like style.

To answer the other question, I am an unknown painter and I'm not good at advertising my jobs.

virginie74 said:

I didn't mean he was stupid, it's just that after all these years of barely having done anything, there are still pictures of him and reports about him in every damn French magazine! Every time I go to France, Johnny Hallyday gets shoved in my face.



Ah, so you would like to become a celebrity but don't know how to go about that? Let me see your art and maybe I can become your manager.

purplecam said:

But you still list him as a favourite in your profile.

Cloudbuster said:

U got me there. I haven't updated that thing. I should have specified that I liked his old work but all the stuff with the trial and this charity single has gotten on my nerves.

Michael Jackson ..he should be locked up
Britney and her chav husband
Victoria Beckham
Catherine Zeta Jones
Kat from Eastenders (well anyone from Eastenders)
That singer from Coldplay.

I dislike Candeloro, a french or belgian ice-skater. But what he does is amazing.

I am happy for talentuous people like P. made it, and can enjoy it. No show off, just class.

Nikki23 said:

You and purplecam should hook up.



Eheh...

Bob Geldof ..Live Aid was twenty years ago get over it man.

vainandy said:

LOL! Nothing can top the Constipation episode. I laugh just thinking about that.

OMG...where do I begin!!


Usher (give me a fucking break..pompous ass)
Ashley Simpson (why)
Paris Hilton (will never understand it)
Nicole Kidman (don't know why ppl like her so much)
Sandra Bullock (see above)
Gail King (yes..Oprah is your best friend..we know)
Carlo Boszhard (dutch "celebrity")
Halle Barry (yes..she does need some therapy or a little Jesus)
Janice Dickinson ("America's first super model"....who gives a fuck?!)

Jane Fucking Fonda
Donald Trump
Anyone from the Real World, Bachelor, Bachelorette, Survivor, Fear Factor, or any of those other fake stars from the biggest wastes of television airtime.

ConsciousContact said:

That's only because I would have upstaged him with my sizzling guitar licks. He was such an insecure bastard.

FiveFootNine said:

Add Oprah to that list for me
And Raven Simone
And both the Simpson girls
OMG...don't start me on Jennifer Aniston

Jessica fucking Simpson and Nick fucking Lachey
Brad, Jen, and Angelina
The Hiltons
Tom Cruise
Usher
Kanye West

psychodelicide said:

Yeah my friend told me he said that'z why girls get their periods at the same time. So i decided to say it the way i thought he may say it-in my DR PHIL voice and she reckoned i sounded just like him

Davina "nutrisse means nourish"McCall

Paris Hilton

Dr. Phil

There's only so much of his 'cheeky chappy' schtick
I can stomach before I want to either put my boot
through the TV or take an ice pick to my eyes.

Or both.

BananaCologne said:

Oh yes how could i forget him !

Jennifer fucking Lopez with her mink eyelashes and disgusting "fashion".

http://www.jlodown.com



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*sigh*......I LOVE Jesse L Martin (Law and Order) though...

Jesse


Jesse

retina said:

BananaCologne said:

Keanu Reeves=


Tom Green used to make me
but I like him now. He's a funny guy. He looks funny too.

BinaryJustin said:

Name a celebrity with a back-shelf booty you can stand your beer glass on.

oprah.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

LMFAO!!!!