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Guess what? It's my birthday, bitches. 
I'm now 17.  I can drive. I will drive up to London and kill the Frog.
And have sex. With his corpse.  celebrate with me! | |
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Happy Birthday!! 
have fun with the necrophilia and all!  | |
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happy birthday and yay for your sex with dead people!  | |
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did you collect from the parents yet? 
happy birthday man 
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| HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPOOKY! I AM BEATLOAF
www.myspace.com/teriteriboberi www.stickam.com/profile/Beatloaf www.myspace.com/americasfunnyman www.stephenking.com www.tomgreen.com I'm my own favorite orger and that trumps any elitist list you guys can come up with. | |
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Happy Birthday!
And remember...use a condom...even dead people can carry STD's  | |
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Oh lordie 
Society won't be the same from now on 
Happy B-day little rat      | |
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Nikster said: Happy Birthday!
And remember...use a condom...even dead people can carry STD's ...also, at your age, you don't want the responsibilty of having to raise a little zombie. The other kids in the schoolyard will constantly make fun of him. "Hey, Spooky Jr., I'm your dad & I seed dead people! Hahahahaha!" | |
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Illustrator said: Nikster said: Happy Birthday!
And remember...use a condom...even dead people can carry STD's ...also, at your age, you don't want the responsibilty of having to raise a little zombie. The other kids in the schoolyard will constantly make fun of him. "Hey, Spooky Jr., I'm your dad & I seed dead people! Hahahahaha!"  | |
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Felicidades Ben
No mates al Rana | |
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Happy Birthday you fucking shit. | |
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happy birthday, Spooky Ben!  | |
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happy birthday!
now be good  | |
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Happy Boxing Day!
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PANDURITO said: Felicidades Ben
No mates al Rana de acuerdo. | |
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TheFrog said: Happy Birthday you fucking shit.
You're a big bully | |
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2the9s said: Happy Boxing Day!
idiot. | |
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evenstar3 said: Happy Birthday!!
have fun with the necrophilia and all! Thanks, can I have you as a present? Frog wasn't up to much. He went all loose when...well yeah. Can I? | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said:
Oh lordie
Society won't be the same from now on
Happy B-day little rat thanks mum, when's your birthday? Zimmaframes are hard to find these days. | |
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Illustrator said: Nikster said: Happy Birthday!
And remember...use a condom...even dead people can carry STD's ...also, at your age, you don't want the responsibilty of having to raise a little zombie. The other kids in the schoolyard will constantly make fun of him. "Hey, Spooky Jr., I'm your dad & I seed dead people! Hahahahaha!" the thought of giving birth to a zombiechild is good enough. It would come out gnawing the placenta. | |
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Spookymuffin said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
Oh lordie
Society won't be the same from now on
Happy B-day little rat thanks mum, when's your birthday? Zimmaframes are hard to find these days. wtf is a Zimmaframes?? It can't be anything positive if it's coming form you!  | |
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Happy Birthday! Have fun with the corpse of Froggy...but be gentle though!
17...  you have so much fun up ahead. Enjoy it while it lasts!Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Happy birthday...  | |
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Happy Birthday! | |
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Spookymuffin said: It's my birthday, bitches.
I'm now 17. I can drive. I will drive up to London and kill the Frog.
And have sex. With his corpse. celebrate with me! When I clicked this thread, I thought we were gonna play a guessing game!
Thanks for fucking up my day, you crumb!! 
BTW, Happy B'day 
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(You still have to wait another year for a pint  You law abiding bitch )"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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senik said: Spookymuffin said: It's my birthday, bitches.
I'm now 17. I can drive. I will drive up to London and kill the Frog.
And have sex. With his corpse. celebrate with me! When I clicked this thread, I thought we were gonna play a guessing game!
Thanks for fucking up my day, you crumb!!
BTW, Happy B'day
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(You still have to wait another year for a pint You law abiding bitch )No I don't, my school runs its own pub - just been there in fact. Had a nice 5 pints | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Spookymuffin said: thanks mum, when's your birthday? Zimmaframes are hard to find these days. wtf is a Zimmaframes?? It can't be anything positive if it's coming form you! Lol, give em a google. | |
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Spookymuffin said: AndGodCreatedMe said: wtf is a Zimmaframes?? It can't be anything positive if it's coming form you! Lol, give em a google. 
You just don't let your mum google
now tell me! | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Spookymuffin said: Lol, give em a google.
You just don't let your mum google
now tell me!  [Edited 10/20/05 11:04am] | |
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happy birfday u wittle deviant you | |
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