That our cable/Satelite TV is the most boring in the world!!!

Its mainly all taken up with teleshopping!!!!! U flick on any channel at any given time and theres infomercials advertizing one product or another from Victoria Principles Skincare Products 2 a hose like thing 2 wash your car with which I doubt ever works anyway!!!!


Then theres loads of movie channels!! I am not THAT much into movies!!! And, anyway, how many movies can u watch at one time unless u have a bank of TV screens in your living room 2 watch them all at once!!!???

Then theres the late night porn!! Good grief!!!!

Then theres all the drama and comedy channels, which doesnt interest me!! Over the past 6 weeks we have had 2 more channels added, More4 and ABC1 and regarding drama and comedy they are showing programmes that are already being shown on other channels, so whats the point in that?????

I am really disappointed in Sky Satelite as I thought that there would b more live transmissions of shows from the USA but the only programming that is shown live from the USA is Fox News, some CNN and MSNBC(which is all finance, stocks and shares all day). Such as it is we dont get David Letternam anymore cos ITV2 and CBS Paramount are in legal litigation over the show and we are the only country in the world that doest get Oprah, all because this country doesnt want 2 pay good money for good entertainment!! We want 2 pay less money for trash like Ricki Lake, SJR, Judge Judy, etc.

I cant wait untill we get back 2 the USA!!

I don't know why the fuck I'm bothering, but here goes anyway.

Of the approximately 280 channels available through the normal Sky service, only about 30 of them are shopping channels.

You are the first person in the world to complain about movie channels. Give yourself a little brown star.

It's not Sky's fault you've no sense of humour or interest in life in general, the rest of us are quite happy with our comedy and drama channels.

Look a little closer at the channels you've got. Letterman is shown every week night (albeit a week late). Tonight show (Jay Leno) and Conan O'Brien are also shown. Oprah is on every day at about 3pm.

I'm not telling you where. Find them yourself.

Take your Sky remote, pull down your pants, and ram it up your anus.

TheFrog said:

holy shit

AsylumUtopia said:

Can u tell me which Channel the Letterman Show is on?? I cant find it anywhere in the Sky TV Guide!!!!

Look a little closer at the channels you've got. Letterman is shown every week night (albeit a week late). Tonight show (Jay Leno) and Conan O'Brien are also shown. Oprah is on every day at about 3pm.


OPRAH IS NOT ON ANY CHANNEL WHATSOEVER!!!!

Gold319 said:

neither can we

TheFrog said:

here we go again!!!

LleeLlee said:

I'm saying that this thread will be deleted before dusk!!!!

Well I have just scanned through ALL channels and I cant find The Late Show with David Letterman anywhere and I doubt whether this country will get it anymore cos only last week I got an email from ITV2 saying that its Pending the outcome of the Litigation!!

Natisse said:

Grief lol

Gold319 said:

Shouldn't you be at work?

Or do I pay my taxes for you to sit at home and watch David Letterman.

Gold319 said:

Not on one of the ITV channels ?

It's on some channel because I switched it off last week when I was on a day off.

Maybe it was on one of the Irish channels

Oprah's bollocks anyway, think of all the constructive things you could be doing instead of watching that shit.

Cloudbuster said:

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee said:

You don't side with Gold, huh? I think she speaks many truths. Honest I do.

Cloudbuster said:

Sure you do.

and Santa is coming down your chimney this christmas too

or should that be UP your chimney.

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LleeLlee said:

My chimney don't accomodate nobody. It was sealed off years ago. Thanks to likes of you.

Cloudbuster said:

You missed a word out, you twat.

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudbuster said:

why are you talking to yourself cloudy?

I see you're still in pain over the whole chimney episode.

Gold319 said:

So switch the TV off then you sad woman

You make me sick

This thread needs a dirty old man.

LleeLlee said:

It's all Carrie's fault. That's all that I'm allowed to say.

Cloudbuster said:

she sealed your chimney off with a cork?

LleeLlee said:

Not with a cork.

Cloudbuster said:

Right then, it must have been something much bigger, how big are we talking?

ontheonevegas said:

Right now I am watching on TV history being made with the Saddam Hussein trial, which is more enlightening 2 me than sitting in an office with other British bimbo women talking about who laid them last night or going 2 2night, or talking about Coronation Street or Eastenders or other mindless forms of "entertainment", and I use the word loosely, that they cant seem 2 expand their minds beyond that!!!!!