applekisses said: WhoreSnack said: Now, I KNOW one of you fine muthas wants to be the one to tuck Miss Apples into bed every night. Somebody start buying pillows! Just think. . . when she practices making out on her pillows (you know y'all people have done it, don't lie), it'll almost be like she's making out with YOU!
Target.com. . . Club Wedd. . . now's your chance. . . Don't scare the people away, now... Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! | |
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WhoreSnack said: applekisses said: Don't scare the people away, now... Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!" Applekisses there is no need to repay us. Just get back on your feet and whenever there is another soul in need of help, do what you can. Actually,,,,,fed ex me a margarita after you get what I got you.....Heeeheee!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: WhoreSnack said: Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!" That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!" That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago..... M Is it smokin? | |
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I had to throw mine away... | |
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WhoreSnack said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago..... M Is it smokin? Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon. Too much info but I don't care. M [Edited 10/20/05 14:08pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: WhoreSnack said: Is it smokin? Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon. Too much info but I don't care. M [Edited 10/20/05 14:08pm] Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . That's awesome. . . | |
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WhoreSnack said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon. Too much info but I don't care. M [Edited 10/20/05 14:08pm] Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . That's awesome. . . Have I found yet another partner in crime? Could this be? xxooxx M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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applekisses said: I had to throw mine away...
Well, unfortunately, I checked, and the closest that Target comes to sex toys are a hot lotion dispenser and a vibrating ottoman (kinky! ). But if you want to give us your email address, xandria.com offers e-gift-certificates. | |
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WhoreSnack said: applekisses said: I had to throw mine away...
Well, unfortunately, I checked, and the closest that Target comes to sex toys are a hot lotion dispenser and a vibrating ottoman (kinky! ). But if you want to give us your email address, xandria.com offers e-gift-certificates. OMG! | |
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I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet. | |
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WhoreSnack said: I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet.
Trust me, they're out there..... M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: WhoreSnack said: Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . That's awesome. . . Have I found yet another partner in crime? Could this be? xxooxx M With a name like "whoresnack", whadaya think? . [Edited 10/20/05 15:19pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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applekisses said: I had to throw mine away...
OH NO!!!!! | |
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althom said: applekisses said: I had to throw mine away...
OH NO!!!!! What about the nipple-huggers? | |
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Ok...this is a bit hard to do from Australia, so I'm getting together some cds, dvds and Tim Tams that she loves for her.
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i think i will try to do something via case | |
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TMPletz said: althom said: OH NO!!!!! What about the nipple-huggers? Those were lost in the fire too! | |
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applekisses said: TMPletz said: What about the nipple-huggers? Those were lost in the fire too! | |
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althom said: Ok...this is a bit hard to do from Australia, so I'm getting together some cds, dvds and Tim Tams that she loves for her.
[Edited 10/20/05 15:38pm] | |
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The thing about this is that us orgers just want you to know that life isn't all shit. Sure, one crazy arse woman fucks up all your things, and it makes you feel that life sucks, but soon you will look around your new pad, filled with things people have wanted you to have, and you will realise that this is what makes it all worthwhile.
We want to show you that there are plenty of good people too. Orgers rock!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part
Cards will be arriving at Paisley Park around December 10th saying things like, "Congratulations! We didn't like that Mani chick anyway." | |
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bkw said: The thing about this is that us orgers just want you to know that life isn't all shit. Sure, one crazy arse woman fucks up all your things, and it makes you feel that life sucks, but soon you will look around your new pad, filled with things people have wanted you to have, and you will realise that this is what makes it all worthwhile.
We want to show you that there are plenty of good people too. Orgers rock!! Egzakitally. | |
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WhoreSnack said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part
Cards will be arriving at Paisley Park around December 10th saying things like, "Congratulations! We didn't like that Mani chick anyway." !!!!! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: WhoreSnack said: I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet.
Trust me, they're out there..... M OMG!! that's soooo purrrty!!! | |
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SammiJ said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Trust me, they're out there..... M OMG!! that's soooo purrrty!!! Those beads better not be sharp! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SammiJ said: OMG!! that's soooo purrrty!!! Those beads better not be sharp! they look like they'd tickle | |
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applekisses said: I had to throw mine away...
Does Good Vibrations have a bridal registry? | |
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