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Reply #30 posted 10/20/05 1:35pm

WhoreSnack

applekisses said:

WhoreSnack said:

Now, I KNOW one of you fine muthas wants to be the one to tuck Miss Apples into bed every night. Somebody start buying pillows! Just think. . . when she practices making out on her pillows (you know y'all people have done it, don't lie), it'll almost be like she's making out with YOU!

Target.com. . . Club Wedd. . . now's your chance. . . batting eyes



falloff


redface


Don't scare the people away, now...

wink



Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! doh!


ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! mr.green
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Reply #31 posted 10/20/05 1:51pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

WhoreSnack said:

applekisses said:




falloff


redface


Don't scare the people away, now...

wink



Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! doh!


ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! mr.green





Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!"

falloff

Applekisses there is no need to repay us. Just get back on your feet and whenever there is another soul in need of help, do what you can.
Actually,,,,,fed ex me a margarita after you get what I got you.....Heeeheee!!!


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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #32 posted 10/20/05 1:58pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

WhoreSnack said:




Hey, you know the org. If I were you, I would have been putting some lingerie up on there. . . does Target sell sex toys? Nobody likes a smoky dildo! doh!


ANYway. I digress. Pillows, people! mr.green





Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!"


That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action mr.green
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Reply #33 posted 10/20/05 2:00pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:






Line of the year!!!!! "Nobody likes a smoky dildo!"


That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action mr.green




Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago.....



M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #34 posted 10/20/05 2:03pm

WhoreSnack

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



That's not entirely True! Nobody likes a smoky dildo.....unless it's smokin from the action mr.green




Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago.....



M


Is it smokin?
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Reply #35 posted 10/20/05 2:04pm

applekisses
I had to throw mine away... cry
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Reply #36 posted 10/20/05 2:07pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

WhoreSnack said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Mmmkay!!!! I have to confess.....I just bought my first toy about a month ago.....



M


Is it smokin?



Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon.

Too much info but I don't care.

M
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #37 posted 10/20/05 2:09pm

WhoreSnack

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

WhoreSnack said:



Is it smokin?



Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon.

Too much info but I don't care.

M
[Edited 10/20/05 14:08pm]


Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . biggrin That's awesome. . . giggle
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Reply #38 posted 10/20/05 2:10pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

WhoreSnack said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:




Good lawd!! On purpose, I bought one that was my size, it was one inch longer but the thickness was the same. Let's just say if you were to witness the first time use, it would've been like watching a very funny cartoon.

Too much info but I don't care.

M
[Edited 10/20/05 14:08pm]


Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . biggrin That's awesome. . . giggle




Have I found yet another partner in crime? Could this be?
xxooxx

M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #39 posted 10/20/05 2:13pm

WhoreSnack

applekisses said:

I had to throw mine away... cry


Well, unfortunately, I checked, and the closest that Target comes to sex toys are a hot lotion dispenser and a vibrating ottoman (kinky! whofarted ).

But if you want to give us your email address, xandria.com offers e-gift-certificates. mr.green
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Reply #40 posted 10/20/05 2:18pm

applekisses

WhoreSnack said:

applekisses said:

I had to throw mine away... cry


Well, unfortunately, I checked, and the closest that Target comes to sex toys are a hot lotion dispenser and a vibrating ottoman (kinky! whofarted ).

But if you want to give us your email address, xandria.com offers e-gift-certificates. mr.green



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OMG! lol redface
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Reply #41 posted 10/20/05 2:28pm

WhoreSnack
I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet. confuse
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Reply #42 posted 10/20/05 2:40pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

WhoreSnack said:

I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet. confuse



Trust me, they're out there.....





M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #43 posted 10/20/05 3:18pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

WhoreSnack said:



Hey, I'm the queen of "too much info", so. . . biggrin That's awesome. . . giggle




Have I found yet another partner in crime? Could this be?
xxooxx

M

With a name like "whoresnack", whadaya think? razz

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Reply #44 posted 10/20/05 3:25pm

althom

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applekisses said:

I had to throw mine away... cry

OH NO!!!!! sad
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Reply #45 posted 10/20/05 3:30pm

TMPletz

althom said:

applekisses said:

I had to throw mine away... cry

OH NO!!!!! sad

What about the nipple-huggers? wink
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Reply #46 posted 10/20/05 3:30pm

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Ok...this is a bit hard to do from Australia, so I'm getting together some cds, dvds and Tim Tams that she loves for her. razz


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Reply #47 posted 10/20/05 3:46pm

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i think i will try to do something via case hmmm
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #48 posted 10/20/05 3:49pm

applekisses

TMPletz said:

althom said:


OH NO!!!!! sad

What about the nipple-huggers? wink



Those were lost in the fire too!
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Reply #49 posted 10/20/05 3:56pm

TMPletz

applekisses said:

TMPletz said:


What about the nipple-huggers? wink



Those were lost in the fire too!

eek

disbelief
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Reply #50 posted 10/20/05 3:57pm

applekisses

althom said:

Ok...this is a bit hard to do from Australia, so I'm getting together some cds, dvds and Tim Tams that she loves for her. razz


[Edited 10/20/05 15:38pm]



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Reply #51 posted 10/20/05 4:08pm

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The thing about this is that us orgers just want you to know that life isn't all shit. Sure, one crazy arse woman fucks up all your things, and it makes you feel that life sucks, but soon you will look around your new pad, filled with things people have wanted you to have, and you will realise that this is what makes it all worthwhile.

We want to show you that there are plenty of good people too. Orgers rock!! biggrin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #52 posted 10/20/05 4:25pm

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I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part giggle
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Reply #53 posted 10/20/05 5:14pm

WhoreSnack

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part giggle


Cards will be arriving at Paisley Park around December 10th saying things like, "Congratulations! We didn't like that Mani chick anyway."
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Reply #54 posted 10/20/05 5:15pm

WhoreSnack

bkw said:

The thing about this is that us orgers just want you to know that life isn't all shit. Sure, one crazy arse woman fucks up all your things, and it makes you feel that life sucks, but soon you will look around your new pad, filled with things people have wanted you to have, and you will realise that this is what makes it all worthwhile.

We want to show you that there are plenty of good people too. Orgers rock!! biggrin



Egzakitally.
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Reply #55 posted 10/20/05 5:15pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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WhoreSnack said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I wonder if anyone going to the registry for other "andreas" are going to notice the "Prince Nelson" part giggle


Cards will be arriving at Paisley Park around December 10th saying things like, "Congratulations! We didn't like that Mani chick anyway."


falloff !!!!!

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Reply #56 posted 10/20/05 5:53pm

SammiJ

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

WhoreSnack said:

I really can't believe that Michael Graves hasn't designed a little chrome-and-blue-plastic dildo yet. confuse



Trust me, they're out there.....





M

omg OMG!!
that's soooo purrrty!!! drool
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Reply #57 posted 10/20/05 5:55pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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SammiJ said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:




Trust me, they're out there.....





M

omg OMG!!
that's soooo purrrty!!! drool

Those beads better not be sharp! lol
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Reply #58 posted 10/20/05 5:56pm

SammiJ

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SammiJ said:


omg OMG!!
that's soooo purrrty!!! drool

Those beads better not be sharp! lol

they look like they'd tickle giggle
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Reply #59 posted 10/20/05 11:35pm

Nikster

applekisses said:

I had to throw mine away... cry



Does Good Vibrations have a bridal registry? hmmm
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