you ever wish you could just stare at somebody for like 20 seconds when they tell you something? devise elaborate plans just to get back at somebody you don't like? sleep with like 9 people in the same family? wear outlandishly sophisticated outfits to work? hang around a coffee house all day and all night with no visible means of income? change careers in the matter of weeks?

sigh....

The last 2 yeah! theyre a bit more exciting than this....


If you look hard enough people are sometimes like this! I guess the words Jerry

Springer or Ricki Lake should be inserted here...

i was gonna say

this one

but i just realized i go to a art school but i'll go with change careers in a matter of weeks.

I have seen some people who live their lives like they're in a soap opera.


It's annoying.

gemini13 said:

and funny

brownsugar said:

sorta

It's kinda sad too.

I've also noticed that people in soaps don't ever say "goodbye" when they're ending a telephone conversation with someone--they just hang up. If someone I knew did that to me, I'd be pissed!!

Yes, 4 sure.

you go in the shower and come out as somebody completely different.

your kids grow from age 6 to 10 in 2 weeks.


call yourself Crystal or Fallon.

Have a 21 year old husband at 60.

drop your clothes on the bedroom floor and 10 minutes later they're miraculously cleaned and ironed for you in your wardrobe, which incidentally is a walk in wardrobe and the size of a small country.

Jeeves asks you,"where would modom like to go today,?" and proceeds to drive you there in a Bentley.

I don't know if I'd like this. Having my kids one day and within 5 years having them all grown up and going off to college.


But graduating from high school and becoming an editor of a major fashion magazine would be GREAT!!! Save me all those pesky years at college.