One time I hooked up with a guy and he was just my type. A hairy guy, masculine, really beefy. Just a beautiful bear

Well when we got down to business, he turned into a total chick. And that was fine with me cuz I can bat as well as catch. But then.....when it came time for the big O, he started up with this:

"mommy mommy mommy mommy....." :splat:

And it wasn't just that he called for his mother at pinacles peak, it was the way he said it. Whiny doesn't even describe it

Am I the only one who's been with a man who calls out for his mother when he explodes?

uh....
thats some sorta of law and order:SVU..kinda thing no?
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IrresistibleB1tch said:

Thankfully NO!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

For some reason, Norman Bates' name popped into my head as I read your post.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Talk about downer. My wiener would be doing the equivalent of a freefall off a cliff :wilt:

You should write a book about all of these things. lol

althom said:

They're all true! I could write a mean ass soap opera couldn't I?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I'd read it! lol

oh HELL no.

but i did date a guy for a while who broke out into uncontrollable hysterical laughter as soon as he had his "special moment" - he said it was something that's always happened as long as he could remember. it was bizarre. kinda cute...sometimes.

Nope, but Ive called for Jesus and all of his Apostles.

dreamfactory313 said:

Don't talk about that mama's boy like that!

dreamfactory313 said:

beats smoking another cigarette.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

this IS a very special thread indeed!

I pray to God that never happens to me. I may not be able to have sex ever again if it does.

Sweeny79 said:

Don't worry honey, it wasn't very hard jumping on the next bronco that came along

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

well that sets my mind at ease.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Many years ago, a friend of mine was in the throes of passion with a girl whose father walked in on them.

The father was a minister and while they were still docked together, he started quoting scripture at them.

The one my friend remembered which freaked him out was, "The wages of sin is death."





tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

theAudience said:

that is some costly pussy! Touch it and die

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He brought her and a her girl-friend to my apartment from then on.

The good old days.





*Clarity edit.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431
[Edited 10/17/05 17:07pm]

Although I knew coming from you... it had to be interesting and true.



Stop already!

No... I just better leave.

Freespirit said:

don't tell your mother about this thread

it's okay for a woman to scream "oh daddy" but a man can't scream out "mommy"?

you guys are sooooo sexist




[Edited 10/17/05 17:00pm]

meltwithu said:

Try calling for your mother the next time you get off and see how far you get with that girl in the future

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

well i'm usually a one-and-done type fella so i will yell out Mary Magdalene every time i tickle her tummy with the taste of nuts and honey (although, i suppose the word would get around the bar pretty soon...)

dreamfactory313 said:

well you tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
and you're an orgasm addict
you're an orgasm addict...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

and i haven't been using my oven at all for at least the past couple of months.

(i couldn't resist)