Last week it was Norwegian Mormons attempting to convert passengers and today it was a skanky-looking couple screaming at each other. She had an acne-scarred face and too many earrings. He had a baseball cap and a swallow tattooed on his neck...

He called her a slut and she turned in her seat, faced the whole bus and wailed, "I'm a prostitute, me! I'm a fucking prostitute!"

Neither bus-boy nor Tracy were on the bus today.

I did speak to Bus-Boy yesterday but the conversation was hardly scintillating.

I know I said he looked like Alan Cumming or Paul Mc.Cartney, but yesterday he looked just like David Byrne.

david byrne was a cutie back in the day. heck, he's aging well now.

Oh yeah, i remember that bus thread.


As the sitcom theme tune goes "life is so much better on the buses".

I got a number from a girl the other day from a bus journey. The fact she was about 11 was a downer. (and u may know i have been bad about age before, but 14/15 year olds mind u, not 10 )


"i 'ate u binary"

Anxiety said:

Yeah, I had the biggest crush on him when I was about 13.

thesexofit said:

How old are you, again?

BinaryJustin said:

19


beleive me, i told her i was 19, but she said she didn't care bless her. I dont think she understood the fact i could go to prison)

Fuck sake, iam ugly, but i guess me being rather eccentric comes across as friendly to some people. That shit happens rarely, but girls between 13-15 will throw themselves at any boy my age.

BinaryJustin said:

i never thought of him that way until, ugh, i don't know, when he went all grey? then i started thinking he was a sexy bitch.

I vote for you... you should start threads more often.