...if it was given to you on the condition that you

give one fourth to charity?
give one fourth to friends or family?
invest one fourth in a business venture?
spend one fourth on services?



Okay folks, here's an example:

Charity - 1 million to Amnesty, 1.5 to Unicef
Friends or family - 2 million to mom, 0,5 million to cousin Kenny
Business venture - the whole shebang on Taco Bell shares
Services - Everything on prostitution
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mmkay?
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I would pay off my bills. I'd give my mom $1 million, give charity $1 milllion and invest the rest. $10 million isnt enough for me to quit school or work. Im still a young lad.

dreamfactory313 said:

Arrggh! The rules, man, the rules!

You can only spend the money within the given areas.

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I would:
give one fourth to charity
give one fourth to friends or family
invest one fourth in a business venture
spend one fourth on services

happy?
These rules are a bit restrictive IMO

Okay folks, here's an example:

Charity - 1 million to Amnesty, 1.5 to Unicef
Friends or family - 2 million to mom, 0,5 million to cousin Kenny
Business venture - the whole shebang on Taco Bell shares
Services - Everything on prostitution

Get it?

retina said:

Oops sorry man.

Charity - $1 million, Boys and Girls Clubs, a WSU scholarship fund, Katrina Relief,
Friends or family - $1 million to my mom
Business venture - $2-3 million in real estate
Services - I'd definitly buy a new Cadillac

dreamfactory313 said:

Okay, I give up.

The rules say one fourth to each area. And a cadillac is not a service.

Whatever.

I'll let this thread die now.

retina said:

it's all just too hard

I give up.

charlottegelin said:

I should have known what to expect from a website where the "What's your first name?" thread gets 100+ replies.
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retina said:

I honestly tried to think of something, but the decibel level in here prevents thoughts from forming in my brain

charlottegelin said:

Well there's your answer to question number four: nannies!

retina said:

It was a good effort.

1937 Model D

The Gold Tractor

2teh9s said:

would I look good on that?

Charity:
Don't have a specific one at the moment but it would benefit children in some way.

Friends & Family:
My immediate family is obvious. My best friend would get quite a $100K Xmas present.

Business Venture:
A world class recording facility/company devoted to the production and distribution of material by artists that have the same tastes in music as I do.

Services:
This remaining 2.5 mill would be put into an investment vehicle that would return at least 10% per year.
The interest generated ($250K yearly) would be devoted to the "services" that would keep me alive (food, shelter, transportation, etc.) and without a job for the rest of my life.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431
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theAudience said:

Despite the cheating on the last question, we have our first actual answer!

Thanks, man.

CarrieMpls said:

Thanks.

Now that theAudience has revived it, maybe you can post your answer?

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retina said:

You're welcome.

But how is using an investment "service" cheating?



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

I would put the 1/4 into a charity account, so that every year the interest could be split between a number of purposeful charities for years to come.
I would do the same with another 1/4 for friends and family
I would start 4 business ventures with another 1/4
I would set up a company, and again use the interest from the final quarter to be used purely for the needs of local services, and could then be free to move with the times.

theAudience said:

You should buy services, not provide them for yourself. That was the idea. Anyways...

What would your friend's fantastic X-mas present be?

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AdamB said:

I in your general direction.

i'd fill up my gas tank, then give theo ther $9.00 to charity

retina said:

oh fine.

charity - various, probably most to AIDS charities and charities for children. I'd like to count political contributions here (not to candidates, but to causes), but I'm not sure that counts.
family and friends - it'd be split up a buncha different ways between about 20 friends, my parents and my brother's family
business venture - I'd start my own business. Potentially a magazine, a boutique (that sells my own creations among other things), or an event/party planning business.
spend one fourth on services - I'd probably go away to a spa for a few months, and the rest would be spent on travel, restaurants and pedicures.

retina said:

Man thats smelly

I would buy this website, and then shut it down.

retina said:

I added more specificity to my initial post - $100,000.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

jerseykrs said:

retina said:

Charity - Coincidently enough, my favorite hooker's name is Charity.
Friends or family - Coincidently enough, part of her services include calling me "Daddy".
Business venture - Coincidently enough, our entire relationship is a business venture ( however, I prefer to look at it as a business adventure ).
Services - see all the above ( after taxes of course ).

Illustrator said:

Damn!
She just told me that her name's actually Chastity!



"Bitch...I don't pay you to talk less'n' you gonna call me Daddy!
or to look over my shoulder when I'm on the Org.!
...& 'sides....that name don't make no kind of sense!"