Samantha meets a guy she Finally Loves....Only Problem..."HE'S REALLY SMALL...She SAYS?" Has this happened to you and what did you do? Would you just use like a Penis Extender or would you just do Anal? Would you break up with the person like Samantha?
[Edited 10/16/05 10:42am]

Two threads about peni (plural?)

i think it's shallow and stupid to break up with someone based on penis size. if you, or samantha in this case, is so streched out and desensitized that a small penis is that much of a problem then you should go do some kegels or something. lord have mercy.

didn't you just say in another thread that it was too big?

i assumed you were aware of male anatomy, but you KNOW they plump when you cook 'em, right? like ball park franks? just don't stick a fork in it though.

Anxiety said:

dude, you are such a dirty baker!

this is Not My Situation. I am simply asking a question as this was discussed on SEX In The CITY.

AsianBomb777 said:

feel free to stick a fork in imago777's, though. preferably a cocktail fork.

JasmineFire said:

Women should really do this in general - some women are just so lazy!

JasmineFire said:

Umm, maybe dude was SO extraordinarily small that kegels wouldn't have helped Sam never had issues feeling anyone elses dick inside her - why blame the woman?

I can't say, it would depend very much on how I loved the guy. I do not have a bunch of girlfriends who I would sit and analyse these things with (like Samantha) and probably would not be influenced by outside opinion - I'd make up my own mind.

MAAAAAN... if I fuck somebody & his dick is SOOOOO SMALL I can't feel it???

CalhounSq said:

because a man can't do mush to change his penis size but i woman can modify her size. It's very rare that a man actually has a micropenis. most likely samantha's too stretched.

and i am a woman so i'm not just saying this because i'm some freaked out guy.

silly computer
[Edited 10/17/05 17:46pm]

Not true! I've seen some guys who have had Micro-penis" One guy was like 2" I swear. We never could do anything. It was SAD!

JasmineFire said:

True, it IS rare a man has a micro-penis BUT if the shit were to happen, & said woman had no problem feeling it w/ average guys there's only so much she can do. Kegel away but some muthafuckas dick is just too damn small

I have yet to encounter this but if I did I couldn't take a relationship very far w/ a dude like that. I mean, I love getting oral but I don't want that to be the only way I get off - might as well be w/ a chick

CalhounSq said:

maybe i'm just showing how naive I am but what if you love him and he's the best guy you've ever met in your life? what if he's the perfect life partner but just has a micropenis. men with micropeni have feelings, too. poor guys. i feel bad for them.

JasmineFire said:

"just" a micropenis? That's a big deal (no pun intended), not a "just" It would be a tough decision. Sex is important in a relationship - it would be hard to know that I'd be unsatisfied sexually as long as I'm w/ him



Well, my pussy has feelings too. I'd feel bad for my cat under those circumstances Seriously though, small dick dudes need to find women who are cool w/ that.

That's like asking a man to be w/ a woman who won't do anal & her vagina is sewn shut All this dude could look forward to is head & I'm guessing that wouldn't be enough



I feel bad for them too. And bald guys with bad breath. And women who've had mastectomies. And burn victims. And people with one leg. WTF am I supposed to do? Fuck a microdick guy as I weep for the ills of the world?

How about this: if I ever come across one I'll send him your way since you feel so bad for them Enjoy!




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micro-penises rule!!!

CalhounSq said:[quote]

JasmineFire said:

i didn't mean it as a hostile attack. i was just sayin'. chill out, i'm not judging you nor do i care about your pussy with emotions that seem to be separate from your own. lord.

and while i'm on the subject, you don't need to send me men with micropeni just because i feel bad for them. a man is more than his penis. if i meet a man with a micropenis and everything else is great i'll try and make it work the best i can. the way i do things, i would know who he is before i see his dick. but that's just me. you are apparently different and that's wonderful.

but please... sending me men with micropeni because i feel so bad for them? that's a little harsh and uncalled for. how about i send you women with mastectomies since you feel so bad for them? it's not right to rag on people with birth defects, which is what a man with a micropenis is. just sayin'

i know that you've used lots of smiling emoticons in your post but that doesn't mean you're not being hostile.



just sayin'.

Once, when I was 14, I got into much trouble and was almost raped by a boy of about 18 years old. He had thrown me on the floor, no one was around, he held my arms and was threatening me. I was scared as hell, until I saw his tiny bean. It was just so small, you can't believe that.



At that moment I started laughing. He was confused and I smashed his penis with my knee. So far my most 'threatening' situation ever.

JasmineFire said:

And you're telling ME to chill out?? Take a joke dude

I'm not ragging on dudes w/ micropenis', I just don't feel obligated to fuck them. Pardon me






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CalhounSq said:[quote]

JasmineFire said:

i don't joke about people with birth defects. sorry.

however, i was thinking about this issue and i guess that everyone has something that's a "deal breaker". for some it's a small penis and for others it's politics, level of education, or even something like a nasty mole. and each one of those things can be seen as superficial. so iguess what i'm saying is that i take back my comments because some of my hang ups could be seen as equally superficial.

JasmineFire said:

Aww hell, now I joke about people w/ birth defects All I'm saying is I wanna feel it when I fuck. It's kind of the point of fucking, to feel it




AGREED

BEST.
THREAD.
EVER.

CalhounSq said:

Where can I sign?

CalhounSq said:

you're the one who said you were joking...
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JasmineFire said:

Lawd chile, just forget it. I'm the devil

CalhounSq said:

no, i don't think you're the devil. geesh.

how about this..i agree with everything you say and think that you're right all the time. better?

The best sex I've had has been with someone below average length!!! I'm totally serious.


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