ye wid think ah wid be used tae daein' 12 hoor shift oan a Sunday, but alas no ah jist cannae be bothered.

Ah wish ah wis died.

Died ah tell ya, died!!!!!

muirdo said:

Ya pure maddie, yer mental man. Bit yer banter's shite an soas yer maw.
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Haw maddie!!

ahm no wantin tae fa' oot wae ye bit ye jist croased the line ken?

muirdo said:

gittin wide fannybaws? ah'll hiv yer bawsack oan a piece fur ma supper, ah pure wull man, mental like

You still going to London, Paul?

23, do you need a lawyer? You've been deactivated quite a bit in recent weeks, i'm starting to think you're a victim of an unjust system of moderation.

sinisterpentatonic said:

I hate lawyers, man. I think they are all demons. Anyone who actually wants to become a lawyer should automatically banned from ever becoming one. Like politicians.

Number23 said:

I mean, why?

wid ye credit it ?cheek a' thon weedgie?

whaurs yer haunners ya mockit klatty bastard.

ahm pure gallus!!!!

an ye couldnae fit wan o ma baws in your mooth wee man.

muirdo said:

You never answered my question.

Number23 said:

No it would seem that because of circumstances beyond my control i am unable to venture down to London.
I would have loved to have gone but alas ah jist cannae.

muirdo said:

Me tae. nae dough. Pisher, eh?

Number23 said:

Naw ahm headin' tae the Big Smoke man, ahm gaun tae New York,ken?

muirdo said:

Really?! I'd have loved to go to that one, but my life's probably going to be upside down in April, I dotn know where I'll be. I still might, though. New York's fantastic. I'd share a room with you there, nae bother. I know a great wee hotel too.

is this clockwork orange talk?

Number23 said:

I wasnt planning on going to a meet up actually im going with my mate an he cannae stand "thon wee poofter".

I dont know if i could share a room with you again, not because of your remarkable talent of violating people without waking them up but because you snore.

muirdo said:

Really? You now what, i must have been doing it to wind you up because I've been told I don't snore. That's odd. They trying to protect my feelings?

ufoclub said:

wur speakin' whaur mither-tongue ya dunderhied.

Number23 said:

well after i pretended to be asleep so you would stop talking you did start snoring.

muirdo said:

I must have been attempting some form of humour. I've had my adenoids taken out so, medically and physically, I can't snore. But aye, I was probably talking shite. I apologise for that.

lmfao...

i think if i was ever in the presence of the twae a yea
(forgive me i'm just making it up)
i would piss mae knickers