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Thread started 10/15/05 4:00pm

ReturnOfD00k

Why don't guys have penis doctors?

Women get gynecologists so I think it's only fair that guys get a penis doctor, don't you? And, if I had a penis doctor, I'd want it to be a female.

Seriously! I want to have my penis checked out once a year just to make sure everything's doing okay, ya know?
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Reply #1 posted 10/15/05 4:00pm

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Reply #2 posted 10/15/05 4:00pm

luv4u

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Those are called urologists nod
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Reply #3 posted 10/15/05 4:01pm

ReturnOfD00k

luv4u said:

Those are called urologists nod


But don't women go to urologists too? Doesn't a urologist see both men AND women?
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Reply #4 posted 10/15/05 4:01pm

Rhondab

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stop sticking it in the dip....ok?
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Reply #5 posted 10/15/05 4:03pm

Imago777

There are so many business openned for therapy and rehabilitation, that the penis often doesn't need any type of surgary.

Women don't have japanese massage parlors, Thia massage parlors, and other penis health oriented facilities.
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Reply #6 posted 10/15/05 4:05pm

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ReturnOfD00k said:

Seriously! I want to have my penis checked out once a year just to make sure everything's doing okay, ya know?


Well, let's see it. I'll tell U what's wrong with it. wink
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Reply #7 posted 10/15/05 4:07pm

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Reply #8 posted 10/15/05 4:08pm

gemini13

You're really goin' off the deep-end, huh? biggrin
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Reply #9 posted 10/15/05 4:26pm

Tom

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Probabbly because not many men (male doctors) would want to admit their specialty is Penises. Female penis specialists would probabbly make a killing though.
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Reply #10 posted 10/15/05 4:33pm

gemini13

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Your responses are funny. biggrin
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Reply #11 posted 10/15/05 4:35pm

Zelaira

This is Funny. What would you say DR. My Penis Hurts please Exam It? And wouldn't it Grow when the Doctor touched it or would it Shrink in FRIGHT? Funny,how men have to get Examined in the Behind and tell me something cause this is CRAZY/ Sick. Would you want a Male DR Touching Your Penis? Every Guy I ever heard that got a Rectal Exam CRINGED at the THOUGHT. I have heard guys who complain of Penis Chaffing from too much Sex. I would flip if I was a guy and my Balls Swelled from MUMPS.
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Reply #12 posted 10/15/05 4:46pm

gemini13

Zelaira said:

This is Funny. What would you say DR. My Penis Hurts please Exam It? And wouldn't it Grow when the Doctor touched it or would it Shrink in FRIGHT? Funny,how men have to get Examined in the Behind and tell me something cause this is CRAZY/ Sick. Would you want a Male DR Touching Your Penis? Every Guy I ever heard that got a Rectal Exam CRINGED at the THOUGHT. I have heard guys who complain of Penis Chaffing from too much Sex. I would flip if I was a guy and my Balls Swelled from MUMPS.

lol
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Reply #13 posted 10/15/05 4:47pm

gemini13

Zelaira said:

This is Funny. What would you say DR. My Penis Hurts please Exam It? And wouldn't it Grow when the Doctor touched it or would it Shrink in FRIGHT? Funny,how men have to get Examined in the Behind and tell me something cause this is CRAZY/ Sick. Would you want a Male DR Touching Your Penis? Every Guy I ever heard that got a Rectal Exam CRINGED at the THOUGHT. I have heard guys who complain of Penis Chaffing from too much Sex. I would flip if I was a guy and my Balls Swelled from MUMPS.



Guys actually like "rectal" more than they'd like to admit. wink
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Reply #14 posted 10/15/05 4:50pm

Zelaira

It's so Perverse in a way. What if you are a Virgin and you have to do that EXAM? Women Virgins don't need an Exam. LOL.
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Reply #15 posted 10/15/05 4:51pm

gemini13

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It's so Perverse in a way. What if you are a Virgin and you have to do that EXAM? Women Virgins don't need an Exam. LOL.



It's not perverse, it's hot. cool
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Reply #16 posted 10/15/05 4:54pm

jerseykrs

you should have both of your heads checked. neutral
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Reply #17 posted 10/15/05 5:03pm

gemini13

jerseykrs said:

you should have both of your heads checked. neutral

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Reply #18 posted 10/15/05 5:14pm

ReturnOfD00k

jerseykrs said:

you should have both of your heads checked. neutral

confused
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Reply #19 posted 10/15/05 5:22pm

Illustrator

ReturnOfD00k said:

luv4u said:

Those are called urologists nod


But don't women go to urologists too? Doesn't a urologist see both men AND women?

You're thinking of a biologist.
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Reply #20 posted 10/15/05 5:38pm

ReturnOfD00k

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ReturnOfD00k said:



But don't women go to urologists too? Doesn't a urologist see both men AND women?

You're thinking of a biologist.

lol
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Reply #21 posted 10/15/05 6:23pm

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Reply #22 posted 10/15/05 6:26pm

ReturnOfD00k

emm said:


eek
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Reply #23 posted 10/15/05 9:52pm

CynthiasSocks

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I'll check your penis out. geek
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #24 posted 10/16/05 6:45am

jthad1129

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It would make things easier and less embarassing. Going to a regular doctor and him saying 'where does it hurt' or 'what's bothering you today?'

In this case, he would already know. He could just say 'What's going on with your penis?'
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