Do you think it's done, yet?

Well the way I cook.... it's not done till the fire department arrives, so I'd let it simmer a little more.

How U goin' cook minute rice for 24 hrs? It was done 24 hrs ago.

Don't forget if you want to make ice, put the trays of water in the little box on top of the fridge, not the little box under the stove.

time to admit that they sold you gravel

i've also been taking my daily vitamin once every 2 weeks, i wonder if it makes any difference?

Sweeny79 said:

There's no more water in the pot for it to simmer in.

Anxiety said:

Are you sure about this? You're joshing me aren't you!

sinisterpentatonic said:

maybe ya smoked it all ?

Maybe you should turn on your stove. It'll cook...um faster.

VanitySixx said:

Silly me, i read the box wrong, it's not Minute Rice it's MillenniumRice! Apparently you cook the stuff for a 1000 years or something like that. The time may vary depending the type of stove you're using, gas or electric. i'm using gas, my bill's gonna be a bitch!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Uncle Ben's is better

Mach said:

I think he did too

Nah, i'd give it a bit more

is it crispy yet?

Minute Rice?????!!!!!????? What the holy living fuck?????

Sumtimes
my girlfriend cooks this for me
then she gives me sex.
She refers to this as "Killing two minutes with one stone."
I prefer the street term
"Rice a ronie".

Imago777 said:

what a travesty!

You can probably hang wallpaper with it by now.