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i need some good chat up lines... is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?.....nah!!!....got any better ones...cant get much worse  | |
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Fucking Scottish.  Come to America on a holiday. Your accent- chicks'll dig it.Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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just say
"it might sound dull and it might not be very exciting, but instead of harassing you with some bullshit lines: would you like a drink?" no comments about beautiful eyes, legs, tits and such, no bullshit. just say "i know my pick up line is shit, so what, at least i KNOW" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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A female friend of mine had a cute 'pickupline'..
She asked the guy ' Hey, did you knit that sweater yourself? ' 
 Maybe you had to be there yourself to find this funny...
But at least it was original! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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Have you seen my John, dear?
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Try the Morris Day lines in the Ice Cream castles album if anything she would atleast laugh! Failing that why dont u just show her whats under your kilt? | |
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