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Thread started 10/12/05 3:49pm

Nikster

This is funny.....

“I Will Survive”

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died,
But I’d spent oh so many years waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on, now go, walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren’t you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out,
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count.

CHORUS

I will survive, I will survive,
‘Cos as long as I have my batteries, my sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive, hey hey.

It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little widgie standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my loving for a cordless multi-speed.

Go on, now go, walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren’t you a prat to think I wouldn’t catch you out,
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count.

REPEAT CHORUS

Nikster	BertSchweitzer said: Busted!
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Nikster	BertSchweitzer said: Nikster said: Busted! Bigger than four though! Double!
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IrresistibleB1 tch	BertSchweitzer said: Nikster said: Busted! Bigger than four though! Double! Zentimeter?!
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IrresistibleB1 tch	BertSchweitzer said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Zentimeter?! Guten tag. Vie gates? Guten Tag. Mir geht's blendend, und Ihnen? An Ihrer Stelle wuerde ich nicht so mit den 8 zentimetern prahlen - es sei denn, das ist der Umfang!!
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Nikster	BertSchweitzer said: Nikster said: Damn zer flippant emoicaonz. Zeven und zer half inzhes ist nicht bad vor der white man.
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IrresistibleB1 tch	Dewrede said: Du kannst ja gar kein Deutsch , Mann , so ein Quatsch bei 8 cm Umfang braucht er kein Deutsch zu koennen!
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abierman	IrresistibleB1tch said: Dewrede said: Du kannst ja gar kein Deutsch , Mann , so ein Quatsch bei 8 cm Umfang braucht er kein Deutsch zu koennen! Schleich di, Drecksau du Greisliger!!!! 'Zefix!!!!!
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IrresistibleB1 tch	Dewrede said: OK Hi , btw [Edited 10/12/05 16:18pm] hi handsome!
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IrresistibleB1 tch	abierman said: IrresistibleB1tch said: bei 8 cm Umfang braucht er kein Deutsch zu koennen! Schleich di, Drecksau du Greisliger!!!! 'Zefix!!!!! damit hast Du ja wohl den Bert gemeint, oder?
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abierman	IrresistibleB1tch said: abierman said: Schleich di, Drecksau du Greisliger!!!! 'Zefix!!!!! damit hast Du ja wohl den Bert gemeint, oder? Pfui Taifi, das't ja e klar!
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Imago777	PANDURITO said: Nikster, I hate your german threads Your emotional outbursts are hot.
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IrresistibleB1 tch	BertSchweitzer said: IrresistibleB1tch said: das verbitt' ich mir! Ich bin im Himmel ein wann gewesen. Ich muß verwendet erhalten, meine Muttersprache zu glätten.
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