Gul I loveded you,

Straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.

I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?

Remember how I use ta wine and dine you?
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale dat week fo a dolla ninety-eight!

Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around da block.
Like da very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you gat all scurred,
cause dat roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
wit a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save da day.

I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova dem candles
and burn up my rug!

And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yos,
cause I sho'nuff got mines.

I woke up early and made you breakfus in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had sum toast and sum potada chips.

I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you sum glue,
when you lost one of yo tracks.

Now what man you knowed,
ever loveded you like dis?
Gurl please just take my name
off dat child support list!!!

....sigh