Can we lock this CORNy thread?



get it? CORNy? hahahahahah






corny! corny! Get it?



(that's true comedy folks)

Do you know what corn cobs were used for prior to the invention of toilet paper?

Would you recommend that DOOK and ABIOMB777 take a vacation together to Ames Iowa?

Imago777 said:

Anxiety said:

if i may get extra personal,
are we all dying from genetically altered corn?

HiinEnkelte said:

yes. every ear of genetically altered corn you smoke will take 7 seconds off your life expectancy. multiply that by the twenty ears of corn that come in a pack of corn smokes. not a pretty picture, is it? and drink milk.

How do you feel about

I love corn...but creamed corn freaks me out. How do I overcome my fear of creamed corn...or is it perfectly ok to be afraid of creamed corn...as you know it is the symbol for souls in Fire Walk With Me.

superspaceboy said:

wrong spelling!

There was a corn eyed brown snake in my toilet this morning.

jerseykrs said:

don't let it eat your one-eyed gator.

Anxiety said:

cross thread penis humor! My god anxiety, you are on such a higher level than everyone else here

Anxiety said:

Alligators have NO business being flushed down the toilet...that could be dangerous!

How much corn do u put in the bank weekly?

heyduckie said:

bring a shovel and find out for yourself.

...damn, I thought it said porn.....


Anx, you're killing me..


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

yeah

and now that you mention it,...
is it merely coincidence that corn rhymes with porn?

and does that have anything to do with "corn pone $#@!,"
especially as used in the derogatory sense as in the film Hannibal?

which forces me to ask, where does this guy fit in in all of this, have you met the guy, and what can we expect from him next?

HiinEnkelte said:

CORN-HOLIO!!!!!


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Does Bowie eat corn?

Is corn better suited for 2the9s mouth or ass?

Have you ever attempted to speak to an injured person?

Is it better to spit or swallow?

LleeLlee said:

We're not allowed to.

missfee said:

Is this about corn?

superspaceboy said:

it can be about whatever you want it to be...

Anxiety said:

Oh my God! I do this too!!!

But I also fry a chopped up leek and mix it in with the mashed-potato and corn mix, put it into a large ovenproof bowl, top it with grated cheese and bake for five minutes until the cheese melts.

BinaryJustin said:

Okay, is this a gay thing because I wasn't notified. Will my membership be taken away?

By the way I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CORN FED MEN.


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how about German Korn?

Anxiety said:

Have you ever had Cornflake Chivda? It's sometimes called Cornflake Chevda.

It's like Bombay Mix but with cornflakes instead of noodles.



It's very, very nice.