"Since Katie Holmes became pregnant, she has been cutting ties with non-Scientologists. Days before she announced her pregnancy, she fired her publicist, Leslie Sloan, and hired Tom Cruise’s publicist , sister, and fellow Scientologist, Lee Anne De Vette, according to pagesix.com. Holmes has also announced that she will adhere to Scientology’s strict guidelines, that require a silent birth,that requires the mother to make no noise and take no drugs during the delivery, according to scotsman.com."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9620245/

Oh darn. I thought you were taking a vow of silence.

Shoot and darn.

I dreamt a couple of nights ago that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise both came out.

So watch this space!

Well, not this space exactly. The general spacial medium that is the internet, i guess, is the subject of my reference.

2the9s said:

I want silence on this thread, cork it

you know what? i'm afraid of this scientology stuff. it seems like some kind of cult.

TheFrog said:

be very very quiet

brownsugar said:

How does anyone give birth without uttering a sound?

no painkillers either.

LleeLlee said:

I bet you're really loud and would make a terrible Science-person.

[bjork] it's oh so quiet...shhhh...shhhh... [/bjork]






















"silent birth"...HA!

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee said:

Remove the vocal cords.

LleeLlee said:

Yes, I heard about this. Good luck with all that.


She's obviously envious of how Lee Anne took Tom from a well-liked and respected actor to being perceived as an A-1 nutjob in no time at all! Good call, Katie!

2the9s said:

I'm very good at being quiet.

why dont you be silent with me 9s?

I have a question does Arrrrghaaaaagghhrggg count as a word? I am guessing katy may be able to find a loophole

LleeLlee said:

poor thing. when the water breaks she will know the error of her ways

LleeLlee said:

I bet you would be like Tom Cruise when he was all on Oprah's couch and shit.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LleeLlee said:

I wish she and tom would both have a tall glass of shut the hell up!

althouh I can name a few orgers **cough 9s cough cough** that need to have a tall cold one as well.

TheFrog said:

This thread is getting very noisy

superspaceboy said:

You should try having a silent radio show.

AsylumUtopia said:

I say remove Tom's vocal chords

LleeLlee said:

brownsugar said:

They will break silently.

LleeLlee said:

Wait 'til he comes out first.

TheFrog said:

She's the beard and He's the vagina

2the9s said:

superspaceboy said:

That makes you the tit.

I can picture it now...during pregnancy she becomes a swearing athieist. GIVE ME MY FU**&^&% DRUGS!!!!!

LleeLlee said:

I dare him to shut up for a day. Imagine if he was actually near you yap yap yapping all day long.

superspaceboy said:

such imagery!!

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