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Long Winded...... Don't you just love double entendre?
1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? I don't cook, so therefore I don't burn.... 2} Describe yourself in three words: Pretty, loyal, and a straight up smartass 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? about 45 minutes to an hour 4} Favorite place to blow $50? Any shoe store possible 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? 2...and they both turned out to be asshole loosers....the story of my life... 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? BIG FAT LIARS 7} What kind of car do you drive? I drive my moms dodge caravan.....lame I know. 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Tony Yayo...Thoughts of a predicate felon.... 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? None of the celebritys I would have a drink with would be drinkin coffee I don't think...LOL 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? J-HO 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Crest. 12} What time do you go to bed? I don't sleep....I am permanently wired.....I will sleep when I am dead 13} Last movie you saw? Roll Bounce 14} Last TV show you watched? Goodtimes at 4am this morning 15} Who is your best friend? Not who I thought it was....Ma homie..tricked out and turned on me. 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? My sister, and my mom when she takes her medication like she is supposed to.... 17} Who do you have a crush on? I'm not telling!! 18} What time is it right now? 6:40 pm 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? March - NY City 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled May I was in Long Beach 21} How many times have you been in love? 2....and I got walked all over both times. 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 37....OMG....YUCK 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? To Old 24} Sinful snacking weakness? Ben and Jerry's 25} Rollercoasters? I like them 26} Ever run out of gas? Yes and it sucks ass 27} Ever been on a train? yes 28} Ever been on a blind date? yes, unfortunately 29} Ever been to Europe? no 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Sleep with myself 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? Sure why not. 32} Ever been arrested? No I always skated past the cops, talked my way outa shit, or laughed when they could not get anything on me. I have bailed plenty of people out of jail though. 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No 34} What is something you believe in? Art....the world is full of it. 35} What is something you fear? Living alone 36} Big or small? Depends 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? Physical - I was 5 and cracked my head wide open...the doctor gave me a shot right in the injured area...OUCH!!! Emotional - I have no emotions anymore....outside influences have destroyed them. 38} What is your favorite television show? Goodtimes reruns 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? Yes, I am a picky photographer and I have the little flaws in my face that shows up in all pictures so I remove them. 40} Tell us something about your childhood. I beat up all the boys in the neighborhood 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? There is nobody sitting next to me right now. 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? After 5pm, when I am home from work, or anytime I am blazing something for the nation. 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? The Chesire Cat, from Alice in Wonderland....I could sneak in on so many people and they would never know I was there. 44} Most prized possession? Myself 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Hell Nah 46} What is one of your pet peeves? BIG FAT LIARS. 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? Ben and Jerrys 48} Coolest thing that happened today? Nothing really. | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
Salad... 2} Describe yourself in three words: What's his ass... 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? 15 minutes if I take my time... 4} Favorite place to blow $50? Bookstore or art store... 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? Two... 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Insincerity... 7} What kind of car do you drive? Nissan Altima, but not for long... (finger's crossed) 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Nothing... 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? None... 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? None... 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Crest... 12} What time do you go to bed? Whenever I've run out of things to do each day... 13} Last movie you saw? Sin City while in Las Vegas... 14} Last TV show you watched? Nip/Tuck (Matt is fucked UP!!) 15} Who is your best friend? I have several that fit that description... 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? Everybody equally, believe it or not... 17} Who do you have a crush on? I stopped doing crushes in the 10th grade... 18} What time is it right now? 5:00pm 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? March - NY City May - Athens, Greece 2005 (sometime) - Australia 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled If you mean out of state, a few weeks ago... 21} How many times have you been in love? Three times... 22} How old will you be in 10 years? Too old... 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Happy...in love...content...traveling...smiling at my daughter's college graduation... 24} Sinful snacking weakness? Mrs. Fields cookies... 25} Rollercoasters? I crave them... 26} Ever run out of gas? Hell, yes...lol 27} Ever been on a train? Yep... 28} Ever been on a blind date? Nope, and never will... 29} Ever been to Europe? Yep... 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Pray that that one day isn't during "that time of the month"... 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? Not if I'm cramping, no... 32} Ever been arrested? Yeah, but never got put in jail, so... 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? Told you, I don't do crushes...besides, I work alone...lol 34} What is something you believe in? Love... 35} What is something you fear? Spiders... 36} Big or small? Big or small what??... 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? Physical: I jumped into the back of the family station wagon when I was a kid, and my knee landed right on this metal spike...the pain was excrutiating... Emotional: Being at my sister's funeral...and not feeling comfortable enough to let my pain and loss be shown around relatives. I went into a bathroom afterwards, locked the door, curled up on the floor...and just bawled. 38} What is your favorite television show? Spongebob Squarepants, Nip/Tuck... 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? Yep, skin tones get evened out all the time... 40} Tell us something about your childhood. It was normal, happy and healthy... 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? They pay for that now??... 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? Anytime... 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Have complete peace of mind about everything... 44} Most prized possession? My health... 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Nope... 46} What is one of your pet peeves? Flawed logic... 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? Pecan Prailine... 48} Coolest thing that happened today? Everything... | |
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Don't you just love double entendre?
1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? pannycakes about 6 months ago...normally my pannycakes turn out fine but for some reason i fucked those up 2} Describe yourself in three words: smart, funny, defiant 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? 10 minutes 4} Favorite place to blow $50? tatters 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? none 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? i don't dabble with the opposite sex, except for friendship 7} What kind of car do you drive? i don't own a car...i mostly walk or ride the bus 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? prince--the work, vol. 1 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? ewwwww, coffee!  but i'd most definitely have a bottle of switch with...i dunno. i can't think of a celeb i'd wanna meet, really.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? oprah. 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? tom's of maine's cinnamint 12} What time do you go to bed? 11:30 at night 13} Last movie you saw? i honestly don't remember...i don't go to the movies 14} Last TV show you watched? dunno... 15} Who is your best friend? i don't really have one single solitary best friend...i consider all my friends as my best friends. 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? my father 17} Who do you have a crush on? nobody--i've never really had a crush to begin with 18} What time is it right now? 7:05 pm 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? if i had the money i'd plan on buying my dad a bus ticket so he can come up to minneapolis and visit me...haven't seen 'im in 4 years 
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled chicago, back in may 21} How many times have you been in love? never 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 34 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? in my skin 24} Sinful snacking weakness? caramel apple empanadas from taco hell--erm, bell 
25} Rollercoasters? they're okay, i guess... 26} Ever run out of gas? nah...i'm always a bit gassy 
27} Ever been on a train? yeah 28} Ever been on a blind date? no 29} Ever been to Europe? no, but i wouldn't mind going there someday 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? i WOULDN'T. 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? huh? 32} Ever been arrested? no 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? ewww, hell no! 34} What is something you believe in? i belieeeeeve in miracllllles, bay-beh...i belieeeeeve in yooooou...heh, sorry 35} What is something you fear? dunno... 36} Big or small? what? 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? physical: the last two tattoos i got (they're on my inner arms and i didn't realize that they're pretty sensitive spots) mental: when my mom passed away 38} What is your favorite television show? i don't watch much teevee... 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? no 40} Tell us something about your childhood. i was a tomboy--i'd play with my barbie dolls, plus i'd steal g.i.joes from the boy next door 
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? i'm the only person here 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? 24/7/52/365 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? dunno 44} Most prized possession? don't really have one 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? ... 46} What is one of your pet peeves? bras! 
47} Favorite kind of ice cream? butter pecan 48} Coolest thing that happened today? i didn't have to go to work today | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
frozen pizza 2} Describe yourself in three words: I'm a saint 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? 15 minutes 4} Favorite place to blow $50? Kohls 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? 2 probably 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Women with awful "mom" voices 7} What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Camry 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Lenny Kravitz mix cd I made 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? I don't drink coffee but Carrot Top is my favorite celebrity 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? I don't know 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Crest. 12} What time do you go to bed? not early enough 13} Last movie you saw? Some movie about a killer and a plane and I don't really know because it was stupid and I was busy in the backseat 
14} Last TV show you watched? The Simpsons ... now baseball 15} Who is your best friend? I don't know...maybe even Amy 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? all equally I guess 17} Who do you have a crush on? I have a girlfriend who reads the org 
18} What time is it right now? 7:29 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? Hopefully DC in the spring 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled Wisconsin Dells in August and before that Destin Florida in June 21} How many times have you been in love? 1 I guess 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 41 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Much the same 24} Sinful snacking weakness? Ice cream and candy 25} Rollercoasters? I like them a lot 26} Ever run out of gas? Yes as I had a car for a while without a working gage 27} Ever been on a train? Subway 28} Ever been on a blind date? No 29} Ever been to Europe? 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? Hang out in the lockerroom
Sleep with myself 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? 32} Ever been arrested? No 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No 34} What is something you believe in? The secret to life is showing up. 35} What is something you fear? death 36} Big or small? Hmmmmm... 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? I have had some ear infections that have knocked me out. 38} What is your favorite television show? LOST 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? Yes, I had my teeth whitened in a picture recently. 40} Tell us something about your childhood. I grew up pretty poor and I believe it was for the best 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? I flash the fishies all the time. 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? I'm always in a good mood. 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? A major league ballplayer 44} Most prized possession? Maybe my bracelet or my car because they were both very recent left to me by lost loved ones. 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Sadly the car will someday wear out but the bracelet is forever. 46} What is one of your pet peeves? Lazy people. 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? I don't discriminate 48} Coolest thing that happened today? I nearly finished the taping of my Halloween costume and my legs didn't hurt me when I ran. I'm easily amused I guess. . [Edited 10/10/05 17:40pm] | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
I don't cook, so therefore I don't burn.... (my bf is a french cooker) 2} Describe yourself in three words: sensitive, raw, sad 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? about 15 minutes to an hour 4} Favorite place to blow $50? drawing stuffs 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? lately one. But I still can't believe it's true. So i'll stay raw : always the current. 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? Eternal blow jobs 7} What kind of car do you drive? none. I used to have a vespa, even my dog was ridding. Had a crash. 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Steel pulse 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? Only Prince. and share a dance floor with Madonna would be great !!! 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? Karl Lagerfield 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? vademecum 12} What time do you go to bed? 4 in the morning. But i sleep a lot. 13} Last movie you saw? blink 14} Last TV show you watched? kind of jeopardy 15} Who is your best friend? my dog 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? my daughter and my dad when he'll talk to me again 17} Who do you have a crush on? Prince, of course, why would I be here ? 18} What time is it right now? 02.46 am 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? Israel - see my daughter - december 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled one month ago, same location 21} How many times have you been in love? i've been in love but it's not the love i'm waiting 4 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 41 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? beautiful, and with my daughter. 24} Sinful snacking weakness? religieuse au café 25} Rollercoasters? (dunno) 26} Ever run out of gas? no 27} Ever been on a train? yes 28} Ever been on a blind date? no 29} Ever been to america yes 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? F... all day ? 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? dunno 32} Ever been arrested? once for my birthday, fighting with my friend in the street, with short skirt, drunk... I'll remember that day. 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No 34} What is something you believe in? Vibes, love, music, energy 35} What is something you fear? hurt people 36} Big or small? not thin enough now. 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? Physical - giving life was not bad Emotional - child abduction and more. I should write a book. 38} What is your favorite television show? Le maillon faible 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? no 40} Tell us something about your childhood. no thanks 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? flash ? 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? all the time 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Queen of Saba 44} Most prized possession? My daughter 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? pff 46} What is one of your pet peeves? ? 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? Haagen Daas 48} Coolest thing that happened today? Nothing really. | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
Yellow rice, but I kinda like it that way. 2} Describe yourself in three words: Simple but not. 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? about 45 minutes. 4} Favorite place to blow $50? WRECKA STOW 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? 3...though these days i don't believe in "the one"...just the "one" you're with. 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? when they try to hit on my gay ass. 7} What kind of car do you drive? a bus or a train, though i don't really drive them as much as ride on them. 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? a halloween goth mix CD i made over the weekend. 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? kim gordon of sonic youth, she seems kinda mellow and fabulous. 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? emeril largeasse 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? aquafresh EMPOWERMINT with the orange stripe, i swear by it. 12} What time do you go to bed? between 9pm - 11pm 13} Last movie you saw? corpse bride 14} Last TV show you watched? SNL 15} Who is your best friend? Ms. Lilah Renay 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? my mom 17} Who do you have a crush on? i may be crushless at the moment. 
18} What time is it right now? 7:58 pm 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? MPLS - next weekend 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled NYC for my birthday 21} How many times have you been in love? a lot - i used to fall easy 22} How old will you be in 10 years? i'll be an old ass man 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? closer to where i want to be 24} Sinful snacking weakness? vending machine crap 25} Rollercoasters? ok, can you use that word in a full sentence? 26} Ever run out of gas? no 27} Ever been on a train? yes 28} Ever been on a blind date? yes 29} Ever been to Europe? no 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? tell my vagina i'm not a fan but i really admire its work. 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? no. i'd just stay at home and talk to my vagina all day. 32} Ever been arrested? yeah, but for dumb stuff that kids get in trouble for all the time in the midwest (as in, trespassing )
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? gross! 34} What is something you believe in? balance 35} What is something you fear? giving up 36} Big or small? doesn't matter, as long as they can use it 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? Physical - i can't remember - i deal with pain pretty well Emotional - break up shit, probably 38} What is your favorite television show? currently running? the daily show. 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? no. really. 40} Tell us something about your childhood. i won a contest and got to do a radio commercial voiceover when i was little. 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? depends on who's next to me. 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? after my first coffee of the morning. 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? me, with the ability to fly. 44} Most prized possession? i don't prize possessions. 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? ok 46} What is one of your pet peeves? people who walk slow and don't watch their backs. 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? strawberry 48} Coolest thing that happened today? got some great news about a party. | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
Eggrolls I think..I try not to cook 2} Describe yourself in three words: Light hearted, kind, simple 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? anout 40 minutes 4} Favorite place to blow $50? Target 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? Just One 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? shallowness 7} What kind of car do you drive? A kia..don't laugh
8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Anna Nalick, Bob Dylan, and Matisyahu 9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? Carrot Top 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? To many to mention 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Crest. 12} What time do you go to bed? Around 10:30 13} Last movie you saw? Maybe "Red Eye" 14} Last TV show you watched? Medium 15} Who is your best friend? My sister or Dean 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? Probably my dad 17} Who do you have a crush on? Torii Hunter, Wally Szerbiack, and Carrot Top...and of course Lovemachine 18} What time is it right now? 9:25 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? Yes 20} When/Where was the last time you traveled In August to tyhe Wisconsin Dells 21} How many times have you been in love? Just one time 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 35 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I have no idea..that's the greatness of life 24} Sinful snacking weakness? sunflower seeds 25} Rollercoasters? Love them 26} Ever run out of gas? Nope 27} Ever been on a train? Yes 29} Ever been to Europe? I've been to england.is that technically Europe?? 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? I have no idea..I don't think I'd want to ever be a man 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? no..what fun would that be 32} Ever been arrested? never 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? No 34} What is something you believe in? God/Jesus..with out a doubt 35} What is something you fear? failure 36} Big or small? depends on what it is 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? hmmm...death of a close loved one I guess 38} What is your favorite television show? I have alot..Lost, Medium.. 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? I do it all the time..I'm not ashamed
40} Tell us something about your childhood. I had glasses and I hated them 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? My cat Buffy is the only one here and she sees me naked all the time 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? I am usually in a good mood 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? Maybe a prefessional dnacer or singer 44} Most prized possession? hmmm..probably my cat Buffy 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? Sell Buff?? NEVER 46} What is one of your pet peeves? When I get to a 4 way stop first turning left and the car across the way going straight thinks they have the right away and they go and almost hit me every time. Grrrr. it's a 4 way stop not a 2 way. 47} Favorite kind of ice cream? probably cookie dough 48} Coolest thing that happened today? I did something I've been putting off for years and it ended up not being as bad as I made it in my head. I felt very happy the rest of the day about that. -Dean is the cheese to my macaroni- | |
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1} Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
pine nuts, supposed to be toasted NOT black 2} Describe yourself in three words: Tired and irritable but nice 3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day? about 45 seconds 4} Favorite place to blow $50? IKEA 5} How many people have you thought were "the one"? 1 6} What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex? immaturity 7} What kind of car do you drive? 1995 Toyota Camry 8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now? Bernie Worrell (cassette actually  )
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with? James and Andrew G 10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with? Eddie Maguire 11} What kind of toothpaste do you use? Close Up 12} What time do you go to bed? 9pm 13} Last movie you saw? Racing Stripes 14} Last TV show you watched? Idol 15} Who is your best friend? My husband 16} Who in your family do you best get along with? My mum and mother-in-law 17} Who do you have a crush on? nobody really, Javier Bardem if it can be someone I don't know personally 18} What time is it right now? 3 pm 19} Are you planning a vacation/travel? Philip Island in January 
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled 2001 Argentina 21} How many times have you been in love? 2-3 22} How old will you be in 10 years? 44 23} Where do you see yourself in 10 years? same place but wrinklier 
24} Sinful snacking weakness? nestle double blend milk chocolate 25} Rollercoasters? haven't been on one
26} Ever run out of gas? not yet 27} Ever been on a train? loads of them 28} Ever been on a blind date? no, but I have been blind on a date and recieved 12 dozen red roses the next day at work and didn't know who it was from 29} Ever been to Europe? yes, a few times 30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? what do you think! 31} Would you tell anyone it was really you? I don't think I'd bother trying to prove it was me! 32} Ever been arrested? no 33} Have a crush on anyone you work with? I did once one of my 3 bosses
34} What is something you believe in? you can't run out of love, there seems an infinite amount in there! 35} What is something you fear? being single and old 36} Big or small? don't get me started 37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced? childbirth being dumped by boyfriend (now husband) 38} What is your favorite television show? Idol and Amazing Race 39} Ever photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture? I have, but it didn't look much like me so I reverted it. I made myself green for my avvie. 
40} Tell us something about your childhood. I was the leader of our gang and everyone did what I told them 41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you? A baby trying to give up breastfeeding would be confused. 42} Best time to catch you in a good mood? when the sun is shining. 43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be? my baby, he looks like he is having such a great time being cuddled and carried around and pushed in his pram - lives like a little king! 44} Most prized possession? photo albums 45} Would you ever sell it/how much? why would anyone buy them
46} What is one of your pet peeves? people who call at 5 to tell you they won't be there at 5  non-commital types who say they'll call before they come over and then don't bother
47} Favorite kind of ice cream? homer hudson white chocolate 48} Coolest thing that happened today? I live in hope it might happen later after the kids are in bed  | |
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