I shaved the beard off today. The yankees lost last night, so I saw no reason to keep it.


Carry on.

jerseykrs said:

pic???

pic???

Pic?

2the9s said:

OMG dude, this revelation just gave me an erection, I shit you not.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

he was once a girl you know!

Did you also shave the middle of your eyebrow so that it looks like you actually have two? I heard the ladies are totally into guys with two eyebrows.

jerseykrs said:

Imago777 said:

didn't you say you weren't going to post anymore?

mentirosa

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I shaved my nether regions too, wanna a lock of it?

2the9s said:

Nooooo!

The whole beard issue was a wonderful distraction for AB.

Fauxie said:

LMFAO, I can only carry his fucking weight for so long nick.....shit.

jerseykrs said:

oh, reminded me of this song~


Lyrics - Mentirosa


Ain't got nobody, baby.....baby

Check this out baby
Tenemos tremendo lio
Last night you didn't go
A la casa de tu tio (Huh?)
Resulta ser hey you were at a party
Higher than the sky
Emborrachada de Bacardi (no i wasn't)
I bet you didn't know
que conocia al cantinero (what?)
He told me you were drinking
and wasting my dinero
talking about
come in and enjoy
what a women gives an hombre
(but first of all see, I have to know your nombre)
But I really wanna ask ya que si es verdad (would I lie?)
and please por favor tell me la verdad
cause I really need to know, yeah
necesito entender if you're gonna be a player
or be my mujer
cause right now you're just a liar
a straight mentirosa (who me?)
today u tell me something
y manana es otra cosa

ain't got nobody, baby.....baby

I remember the day que tu me decias
Time and time again que tu me querias (I do)
and at the time hey yo te creia
porque no sabia that u were a relambia
con fulanito y menganito, joseito y fernandito,
larry and joey y then his brother Chico (uh uh)
mucho que frentera that's a straight skeezer
si quieres un pedazito go her way
cause she's a pleaser
but I tell ya straight up porque brother me di de cuanta
that on Main Street her cuerpo estaba a la venta
now get some el que quiera
get some cualquiera
hey yo she don't care man
she's a tremenda fiera
yeah you're hot to trying how to get what i got
pero ya que te conozco what I got i guess not (porque?)
cuz just a mentirosa con tu lengua venenosa
today u tell me something, y manana es otra cosa

[dialogue]
mellow-'Girl, I can't believe it.
You know, my mother's talking about me,
my friends are talking about me. Not me about you.'
girl-'About me?'
mellow- 'You're nothing but a skeezer'
girl- 'A skeezer? Don't be calling me no skeezer!'
mellow-'Tu tienes mucho flojera mami si, uh huh, la verdad.'
girl- 'Uh huh. Eso es lo que tu te crees.'
mellow-'I bet you go to church and you're scared to confess.'
girl-'No, I do confess baby. I do confess.'
mellow-'Uh huh. Do you tell the truth, though?'
girl-'Yeah I do.'
mellow-'Yeah right.'
girl-'Do you?'
mellow-'Yeah! You're nothing but a skeezer you know what?
I got some other stories to say about you. And it goes like this.'

Un dia estaba en tu casa y ring there goes the phone
recogiste y dijiste ('call me back, I'm not alone.')
el queria tu direccion, yeah just your address
y antes que colgaste I heard u say ('I'll wear a dress.')
alabao que descarada is what ran through my mind
so I say lets go out tonight', she says ('we go out all time.')
'oh, oh man!'
ella no sabia that yo I knew her plan,
de que iba a salir with that other man
so I told the girl in Spanish I said 'hey ya me voy.' (pero porque?)
cause you ain't treating me like I'm some sucker toy
cause who needs u anyways (I need you!)
con tu lengua venenosa (No te vayas Mellow, no te vayas! Yo te necesito!)
today you tell me something y manana es otra cosa (tsk! but?!)
MENTIROSA!

Ain't got nobody...

jerseykrs said:

Are your labia exposed now?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

DOOK, be nice!!!

amorbella said:

I am! I'm trying to help him with the ladies!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

hummm, ok...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

jerseykrs said:

I understand. The rest of the org thanks you sincerely for your efforts. Together we are stronger.

jerseykrs said:

oh shit.....

jerseykrs said:

I'll take ya either way