Most of you may have heard by now that Nic Cage and his lovely wife just gave birth to a son which, in their ultimate wisdom, they have decided to name
Kal-el. That's right, now stars are naming their freaking children after superheroes. This one is even worse than Apple! If the kid was going to a public school, his ass would be officially kicked on a daily (perhaps hourly basis). But not to worry because the kid will actually go to some hoity toity private school for rich delusional folks and never have to encounter the toils of social shunning. Anyway, congrats Nic and wife!

I'm now convinced that the next big celeb that will have a child will give their offspring a Kilingon name.

If we have a a girl we are going to name her AnckSuNamum.

On an unrelated note, I wonder if my wife would mind if we named our future son (if we ever have one) Aquaman.

Nic Cage...ugh!

Shorty said:

That's what I thought about him too until I saw "8mm" Good flick! I don't find him attractive at all though. Maybe that's what you're about?

CarrieLee said:

8MM, wow, that brings back memories. I remember going to see that when it was released during my undergrad days. Very interesting film and it raises valid points about underlying behavior, subcultures, and sexual deviance.

Kal-el. Sounds like some damn lotion.

Hey babe, where's the Kal-el? My knees are a lil' ashy...

OdysseyMiles said:

CarrieLee said:

maybe I'll have to try 8mm...but...I've seen so many bad movies with him in them! and yeah...he's NOT attractive in my book.

when i am famous, i shall name my child ASS TONG.

Anxiety said:

Too late. Chris & Gwyneth have already got dibs on it for Baby #2.

My sister and brother in law named my nephew after Superman as well! Cept it's his middle name I love that they named him after Superman!

If I were Nic, I would've named the child after his mother ("Young-piece-of-ass-I-will-be-divorcing-shortly").

It's no worse than "Apple."

LleeLlee said:

Cloudbuster said:

Apple Martin.


Poor kid How could you.

sosgemini said:

Damn it, thought I was breaking a story here.

I do have some hot gossip though. Apparently, and this is top secret, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are breaking up.

LleeLlee said:

Look at this way: Gwyneth and Chris can afford to buy the most durable helmet possible to sustain the myriad of a$$ kickin's Apple will be subject to.

Fifi
Peaches
Pixie
Tiger Lily

Bob Geldofs Kids. I actually like Peaches Geldof, it sounds better than Apple Martin. Not much granted, but a little!

OdysseyMiles said:

I think she will go to the kind of school where the other kids will have names like, Plum, Henrietta and Romeo Beckham etc. So it will be okay

He should never let his son see 8mm.

LleeLlee said:

did anyone bitch when bowie named his daughter "zowie" or zappa when he named his daughter "Moon unit"

I prefer Moon Unit.

TheRealFiness said:

yes.

I like it.

CarrieMpls said:

you would!!

LleeLlee said:

You just know they call the poor creature "Appletini".

Ace said:

Good one Ace. I agree with you.

I like Nick Cage as an actor, but he's whacko sometimes.