So get your teeth into some of my favorite one liners...


#1 You may win the rat race, but you're still a rat
#2 Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in a comedy sketch
#3 I asked him for something tall, cold and full of Gin. He brought out his wife
#4 Everything I say is a lie, and that's the truth
#5 If it's got tits or wheels, it's nothing but trouble
#6 Bigger than Hitlers gas bill
#7 Blackmail is such an ugly term, I prefer to use the word..... extortion
#8 Your mum is so fat, she makes a wale look like a tic tac
#9 Your so fat your on BOTH sides of the family
#10 His nose is so big he can smell the future

And another favotite of mine was when i was bunking off school, and this man came up to me and said "Hey kid! shouldn't you be at school?"... i had to improvise and said "Shouldn't you be at work?"... u should have seen the look on his face!!

#11 I was the kids next doors imaginary friend
#12 The last time i saw a face like that, it was hanging out of a poachers pocket

Hee Hee

good ones!

Top class

Thanks