What should I do?

littlemissG said:

Cover your beaver, just in case

tetanus shot

quick! get some Zelaria shots!

evenstar3 said:

senik said:

With what?!

evenstar3 said:

quick thinking! so you don't get lockjaw!!!!

charlottegelin said:

I think lockjaw is the least of my worries!

littlemissG said:

littlemissG said:

Chastity belt.



This may deter him, possibly

senik said:

I think he's too experience with the little appendage on the front to be detered.

senik said:

i thought that was the male version

but yes that WOULD deter him terribly

senik said:

That chastity belt is dodgy looking.

LleeLlee said:

I know

The lock looks as though it can be picked easy

LleeLlee said:

i'd be dodging whoever was wearing that thing, that's for sure.

senik said:

erm..I wasn't talking about the lock..look again.

sinisterpentatonic said:

the bum hole is dodgy looking

sinisterpentatonic said:

it's got a hole in it

LleeLlee said:

A small one too.

am i wrong, or is that thing made for a guy?

sinisterpentatonic said:

it's confusing

I dont know who it's for

LleeLlee said:

If you look carefully, the "other" hole lets you squeeze out flower shaped poo too

senik said:

churros

senik said:

Flower shaped?
For decorating purposes?

littlemissG said:

For icing special occasion cakes and the like

senik said:

yes, its a pretty hole

LleeLlee said:

Why the quizzical look? Doesn't your poo smell of flowers anyway? The scent will match the shape now

senik said:

I'll stick to my pastry bag.

I bet Salma Hayek's poo doesn't smell

littlemissG said:

But a pastry bag filled with poo can be prone to 'sweetcorn' blockages

senik said:

Not if you put it in the blender first.

Hey, when is your birthday?