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Question for the gentlemen..(carried over from DOOKs thread).. has your semi-stiff weenie had a run in w/ your zipper? if yes does that mean you don't wear underwear?
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When I was 5. I had a run in with my zipper while I was peeing. It was very painful, no major damage. I was not circumcized yet. That may have saved me.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: When I was 5. I had a run in with my zipper while I was peeing. It was very painful, no major damage. I was not circumcized yet. That may have saved me.
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PEJ said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: When I was 5. I had a run in with my zipper while I was peeing. It was very painful, no major damage. I was not circumcized yet. That may have saved me.
M did you draw blood? A tiny bit. My dad was there to save the day. I remember, and I don't know why, that I was wearing some Toughskin jean shorts. Those were some serious zippers. You could almost smell the rust. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Thank God I don't have a dick.  "as prince goes poom poom poom poom
she go BOOMshockaLockaBOOM" -Shausler  | |
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BOOMshockaLockaBOOM said: Thank God I don't have a dick.
I second that!! | |
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I'm sorry ladies. I LOVE MINE!!!!!
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm sorry ladies. I LOVE MINE!!!!!
M I love yours too   "as prince goes poom poom poom poom
she go BOOMshockaLockaBOOM" -Shausler | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: PEJ said: did you draw blood? A tiny bit. My dad was there to save the day. I remember, and I don't know why, that I was wearing some Toughskin jean shorts. Those were some serious zippers. You could almost smell the rust. M  To Sir, with Love | |
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Lizzy7701 said: BOOMshockaLockaBOOM said: Thank God I don't have a dick.
I second that!! I third that 
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moderatorI have a hug one  | |
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MikeMatronik said: I have a huge one
so do i. i keep it in the drawer beside my bed [Edited 9/11/05 15:22pm] | |
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MikeMatronik said: I have a hug one
A hug one????? | |
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mdiver said: MikeMatronik said: I have a hug one
A hug one????? 
maybe he likes to hug them | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: A hug one?????
maybe he likes to hug them Yeah he has a spare to hug so he can sleep!  | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said:
maybe he likes to hug them Yeah he has a spare to hug so he can sleep! omg thats funny | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said:
maybe he likes to hug them Yeah he has a spare to hug so he can sleep!  | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: Yeah he has a spare to hug so he can sleep! That is funny although it would scare me in the night | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said: That is funny although it would scare me in the night well hug it tighter then | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: That is funny although it would scare me in the night well hug it tighter then Funny i think i have said that to someone before | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said: well hug it tighter then Funny i think i have said that to someone before uhhhh not with her arms, im sure  | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: Funny i think i have said that to someone before uhhhh not with her arms, im sure You got it baby | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said: uhhhh not with her arms, im sure You got it baby  | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: You got it baby Hehehehehe I made you blush,I made you blush  | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said: Hehehehehe I made you blush,I made you blush thats not hard to do  | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: Hehehehehe I made you blush,I made you blush thats not hard to do Especially if i tell you its not that scary so hug it tighter eh? | |
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mdiver said: heyduckie said: thats not hard to do Especially if i tell you its not that scary so hug it tighter eh? ohhhhh man | |
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Its better if you say OOOHHHH MAN louder and try not to blush | |
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mdiver said: Its better if you say OOOHHHH MAN louder and try not to blush
mmmmOHHHHMMAAAANNMMMMMYEEEEESSSSS hows that? | |
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heyduckie said: mdiver said: Its better if you say OOOHHHH MAN louder and try not to blush
mmmmOHHHHMMAAAANNMMMMMYEEEEESSSSS hows that? Yep that will do the trick | |
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