I currently have a magazine advertising contract sitting on my desk and it is titled "INSERTION ORDER". Coincidentally, this is the same thing I gave my wife last night.

I worked at a governemt contractor that built cryogenic type machines and two of our vendors were "Superior Screw" and "Hoseman"

Did you paint a face on your hand and call it a wife?

2freaky4church1 said:

I heard about a guy who used to j/o with his left hand to simulate "strange" and even went to far to paint his fingernails and sit in front of a mirror focused on the hand with the painted nails, pretending it was a lady Wonder how he dealt with her hairy hand

Ace said:

You're married?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's not that I have a hard time believing it, it's just that he actually ADMITTED IT to you!?!?

the timecard we gotta fill out in the office i work in is called a time and attendance report...t & a for short.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Hey, I'm trustworthy. You should hear some of the confessions people make to me

applekisses said:

No, I was just goin' all Henny Youngman on ya.

By the way...Hi, applekisses! Nice to see ya 'round. How's tricks?

Ace said:

Hey there...tricks are good...making lots of money
How are you?

Ace said:

Gotcha...
Take my wife...please...

applekisses said:

Glad to hear. Everything's hunky-dory here.

Ace said:

Do you paint the fingernails of your left hand?

We've got a form at work for claiming expenses (travel, hotels, accomodation, etc.). It's called the ECF12 form!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

No. But I do dress it in a black leather glove.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OMG!

Your avatar RULES!!!!

applekisses said: