cool. these are the 1st 5 that came out for me on google.

"Jon needs a new name!"

"Jon needs to change his classroom management practices so that he can focus on..." (fell asleep here)

"Jon needs help."

"Jon needs: protractor (take in as luxury item)"

"Jon needs to lay off the high notes when he's singing live though"


Ya know, they are all true!

Especially the third one.

omg, "TheFrog" is fucked up!

It only offers 3:


1. "TheFrog needs to stop living in the past, quoting ancient words that nobody
follows and few of us even know or give a crap about"



2. "thefrog needs to be maintained as closely as possible
duringthe MRI and actual slicing"



3. "thefrog needs little oxygen and no more food than is alreadyin it's tissues"

You calling me fat?

Gretchen needs sleep

Gretchen needs a peaceful home where her days will be filled with soft beds, sunny napping spots, being brushed. . .

Gretchen needs your advice on What Not to Wear

Gretchen needs to know which direction and how long a driveway is in the snowbelt in order to minimize the amount of shoveling in the winter

Gretchen needs a little poke in the nostrils

... Janeau. . ... Needs something...some alcohol maybe...or perhaps
some echo effect to add weight--a ballroom filter perhaps. ...


Your Janeau can be customized to meet your needs.


The Wilson/Janeau family are moving into a rental house this week, thanks to the
kindness ... Their needs now are for items for the house (towels, sheets,

Legend has it that he argued with the Brahmin at his Janaue Ceremony that if his sister was not good enough for the Janeau, the Janeu was not enough for him. It was a very public declaration on the equality of women.


Janeau needs to do this himself. He's my addiction. ...


Not really funny.....

1. Cara needs sex like she needs to be skinnier. Cara needs the validation of others, particularly men, in every part of her life.

2. Cara needs 34 tablets of phenobarbitone a day along with potassium bromide.

3. Cara needs to figure out what she wants in life. Either quit sleeping around and settle down with one man — who she might not get to see for four painfully long months, or quit calling him up and crying to him.

4.Trouble's brewing, and Cara needs some heroes fast!

5. Cara needs to know more about the exact speakers you're using. Out of the box, the program directly supports a variety of speakers, including models from Infinity, Elac and JBL.

There's only one "kiren needs" :

Kiren needs to show that she realises that the evidence for the "norm" lies
outside the pages of this novel.

Great idea.

"Valerie needs a patient and supportive family who can provide a highly structured environment with clear guidelines and individual attention." Damn straight.

"...that all Valerie needs is a beauty makeover to arouse Teds wilted spirits."

"Valerie needs to learn how to setup profiles on the Momentum Server."

"Valerie needs to hug it out bitch.lol..."

"Valerie needs to weed out those who seek only to waste her time as soon as
possible."

And this is my favorite, from Alphababes London Escorts:

"Highly recommended. Valerie needs at least 1 hour's notice. Meet Valerie with
Robin or bring your partner and experience the foursome way. ..."


ooh wait wait!!! I found another good one....

"Valerie needs someone to rip her a new asshole."
[Edited 10/4/05 13:18pm]

EskomoKisses said:

I love that name!

Plastic Pam Needs Sperm Donor.

pamela needs computers too help her grow and devlop properly; poweful lungs
and the fish like lips

Pamela needs to receive special recognition for her constant communication to us on your whereabouts

Pamela needs to read James 4:4 ''Adulterers and adulteresses! Do you not know
that friendship with the world is enmity with God?

Pamela Needs an Easier Life Now!

Since you already did Carrie needs, I did Carrie wants...




For her part, Carrie wants "a decent life without rehab and hospitals," she said.

Carrie wants to make people beautiful and feel good about themselves.

Carrie wants to take a life for a life.

Carrie wants roller blades more than anything, but her family cannot afford to buy her a pair. ...

Carrie wants to be you because she's unhappy with who she is. You just have to
pity anyone who feels that bad about herself, true? ...

* Todd needs to know he has friends on the outside thinking about him.

* Todd needs to go away.

* Todd needs to learn how to use drywall (keyhole) saw.

* Todd needs to renounce his association with the gang.

* Todd needs money.

The problem is: Yoli needs financial support so she can sustain her ministry.
As an organization that also shares a heart for sharing the Gospel with Muslim ...

When one of our beloved rottie family members needs anesthesia and surgery, ...
It is NOT OK to give him a little treat before YOLI head for the hospital ...

... with website and publication needs. Yoli and I got engaged on Saturday, Feb.
8. ... Yoli has been my partner in many ways prior to our engagement. ...

Yoli getting her hair cut very short... being tempted to buy pirate movies ...
from this past year as well as information on their needs for this new year.

In addition to basic needs such as plaster repair, lighting upgrades, new carpet,
new paint, ... Yoli was chosen as one of the 2001 Volunteers of the Year. ...

Melissa has a relapse and needs to get back into remission. ...

Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead. ...

Melissa's mother have been more supportive of Melissa's needs?

The new slave-girl Melissa needs a shoulder to cry on. ...

Melissa's needs and hope to have 1-2 children in the future.

Bob needs advice!

Bob Needs A Different Job

Bob Needs a New Cage! You CAN Help Bob the Iguana! Bob the Iguana is one of our
most popular residents, and has been here since 1998

BOB NEEDS YOUR HELP. HELLO, AS YOU CAN TELL MY NAME IS BOB, AND I DO NEED YOUR HELP,

Bob needs the hash of his PK in order to know which hidden service to be.

For shits and giggles I put in 2the9s and it said

2the9s needs a kick in the ass. - Damn that is SO true!

What is this game...some sort of fortune telling machine? It's almost profetic.

Carrie needs~~~~~

"for her baseball team to not be down 8 runs to 2"

I NEED A NEW BITCH... AND IT'S YOU sinisterpentatonic I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A
TASTE OF WHAT A BITCH-MADE NIGGA LIKE YOU WAS MADE TO DO...!! ...

BITCH! A SWEET AS CAKE BITCH! "A CUPCAKE, A MISTAKE!" HE NEEDS TO GO KILL
HIMSELF! sinisterpentatonic, SLIT THOSE WRISTS OF YOURS! GO ...

that's all i could find.

Lizzy needs an adult to step in and tell her to stop.

Lizzy needs the company.

Lizzie needs help on her medical costs!

Lizzy needs a lap to sit on.

Lizzy needs this little dose of reality.


[Edited 10/4/05 17:33pm]

Sweeny79 said:

Keith needs to burn in hell... ... yeah, i think i hate
aquaticmonkey more than i hate keith


Keith needs repetition of directions for tasks



Keith needs to win the last round to make it in



Keith needs to lead - anyone who questions is wrong



My dad is a very good coach and Keith needs to shove it up his ass because his daughter sucks

TMPletz said:

They were talking about Lil Kim.

But to get this information Sandra needs to recover some of the transmitters..

Also, our Sandra needs not to be confused with the porn star Sandra Dee, there
is absolutely no connection there

We like bad girls because they have more sex appeal. Sandra needs to work on that (just kidding fellas). ...

Sandra needs to e-mail Chaim

Right now, Sandra needs glasses because her ... shot she needs ???

july needs - Shirts, Jewelry and more.
july: needs in all areas.
july needs must come down.
july needs a reminder of just how far his son has come.
july needs to build a business out of an industrial need for eyebolts, rod
ends, turnbuckles, and elevator sockets.