Seriously. I was walking around outside and some crazy old dude in a hat yells at me, "HEY YOU! YOU GOT BUCK TEETH!"

I told my boyfriend about it later, and he asked me to describe the guy. So I did, and he said, "oh yeah. You gotta stay away from that guy."

So I will.

And I do not have buck teeth. No.

What's the craziest thing someone's screamed at you on the street?




(PS - I anticipate this thread being about ten times more successful than my now-classic TURBIE TWIST APPRECIATION THREAD, fyi.)

Anxiety said:

Hey Mister, have y'a got a dime?

Here's why I am nuts. If this guy said that to me, I totally would have tried to engage conversation with him. I like to see just how crazy people really are.





You do have buck teeth anyway.

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

yeah, well, you don't seem to mind.

Anxiety said:

Why am I laughing?

gemini13 said:

jerseykrs said:

you couldn't have set me up better for that comeback if you tried, you know.

jerseykrs said:

You're funny.

so does your boyfriend know this guy?

gemini13 said:

looking.

jerseykrs said:

There you go again. Stop it!!!!

gemini13 said:

Make me!!! I won't put up a fight.....LMFAO

jerseykrs said:

I know you won't.... boooooring.


Challenge me, woudja?

gemini13 said:

jerseykrs said:

You win. Jager is disgusting.

gemini13 said:[quote]

jerseykrs said:

LMFAO

jerseykrs said:[quote]

gemini13 said:

What are you drinking?

gemini13 said:

Mango iced tea.....LMFAO

jerseykrs said:

ZZZZZzzzzz

madartista said:

apparently the guy chased my bf down the street a few years back.

Some guy actually yelled at me from a vehicle. He said "Ai Papi!!!!!"

The funny thing about that was that I was in drag, black wig, 4 inch platform heels and a short skirt that showed my bulge. AND I was walking on the Sunset Strip in L.A. NO I WAS NOT HOOKING. I was on my way to a club on Halloween.


M

Some guys in an SBC van yelled "CHINK!" at me a few years ago.

Natsume said:

actually that is such a lie. It happened last June.

When i was only 12 i had a man hiss at me when walkin down the street. My mum said he was a cat caller.


Last year i had this crazy woman who wreaked of alchohol tell me 'ay! Look at You! Yer look loike yer from a cover of Voygue magazeyne! You're loike a farrkin super modool! Only YOU'RE so TOINY! Those models are so TALL!' ...it was a compliment-which is nice- but she was drunk and i didn't know if she wanted 2 do sumfin 2 me or not unti she said 'av a noice day! ' ...ahhhhh then i was relieved.

on my way to work a woman yelled out "watcha lookin at ya f#*kin slut" across the road to me. I nearly burst into tears in shock

Natsume said:

I would've fucking reported them!!!!!


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lilmissmissy said:

who was she?
Eliza Doolittle?