If Scott Baio challenged your manhood, what would you do? You'd probably start crying and call him a "stupid-head" or something. But, what would Uncle Jesse do? He'd get on his Harley and ride it across the top of a building. That'd teach that little prick, Scott Baio, to question Uncle Jesse's manhood. Charles in Charge, ha. Maybe in charge of the people who are lamer than Uncle Jesse.

patrick swayze changed my manhood..

Are you drunk?

theVelvetRoper said:

uncle jesse's could kick scott baio's ass with little nicky and alex in his arms.

Christopher said:

Whilst simutaneously giving Comet a bath.

HobbesLeCute said:

and lacing michelles shoes

Christopher said:

And berating Stephanie for being Stephanie.

HobbesLeCute said:

and playing with the rippers

Christopher said:

And spray-painting "NERD BOMBER" on the side of Danny's car.

HobbesLeCute said:

and writing a jingle with joey .

Christopher said:

And "doing taxes" with Rebecca.

HobbesLeCute said:

and picking dj up from kathy santoni's pool party.

Christopher said:

And hiring barbarian mercenaries to camp out in the front lawn, so Kimmy Gibbler has to fight to get in.

HobbesLeCute said:

and getting dressed as the green ranger

Christopher said:

And knocking over the entire Putty Patrol with a single slap.

HobbesLeCute said:

and doing all the movies from 3 ninja movie

Christopher said:

And... and...

Uh...

I can't think of anything else good. But I will say this: 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain starring Hulk Hogan is the greatest thing I have ever put into my VCR.

HobbesLeCute said:

omg! i loved all three! well they did get rid of the original rocky in the last one... but i forgave them as it was epic.

Christopher said:

I've only seen the first one and High Noon At Mega Mountain (In which all three of the original kids were replaced. I think their parents and grandfather were the same). The only movie that can top the epic saga that is Three Ninjas? Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris.

HobbesLeCute said:

omg...i need a copy of that. ebay here i come! can it top "blank check"?

Christopher said:

That is a tough one, as they are both legendary feature films. I still fantasize about the events of Blank Check happening to me; Imagine all the taffy I could buy with a million dollars?

But can it top a Chuck Norris/Jonathan Brandis blockbuster like Sidekicks? I must meditate on this.

HobbesLeCute said:

it prolly wouldnt top its sheer brillance as chuck and jonathan are the best duo ever. i recall jonathans role in lady bugs

Christopher said:

Once, I rented both Sidekicks and Ladybugs and recorded them onto one tape using two VCRs (A trick Tony M. himself taught me). I thought that it would be too much excellence for my equipment to handle, but luckily nothing exploded.

HobbesLeCute said:

why there isnt a boxset of these is beyond me!

ps)tony,where is my goodburger tape!?

Christopher said:

He was copying it so it would be a double feature with Kazaam, but then he fell asleep and his cardboard mansion set ablaze. He used the tape from Good Burger to form a protective cocoon around himself, and escaped with some very minor third-degree burns to his face, arms, legs, and genitalia. We had some skin grafts done at the local Dollar Tree and he was as good as new.
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HobbesLeCute said:

didnt he know i had to return that tape to blockbusters the next day?!

Christopher said:

Don't lose your temper, my friend! If he hadn't wrapped himself in that tape, he wouldn't be here to kick the Flow today!

If those assramblers at Blockbuster are giving you trouble, I'll have Tony go in and spit some shrimp right in their faces.

HobbesLeCute said:

thank you. i feel very at ease knowing tony m. is on the job. is roise gains gonna go as backups?

Christopher said:

Rosie actually works at that Blockbuster, so we have someone on the inside. She's set up shrimp nodes all over the shop so Tony will have a decent supply of ammo.