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next story... For those who want to laugh or shed a tiny tear because of my stupid health-problems.
After experiencing a very painful gastritis one month ago, my boyfriend had to get an operation because of a serious apendicitis last weekend. I was on a weekend with my students, crawling through muddy caves, but had to pack my things and return earlier. Last week has been a hell, working about 15 hours a day and not having time for myself or my sick boyfriend, which caused some minor troubles in our relationship as you can probably imagine. 
On top of the bill, an Alfa Romeo drove over my left foot yesterday as I was crossing the street getting out of the school I'm working at. (When I get an accident, I make sure it's a classy one :cool). The result was spending one hour with the police and this terrible old bitch who drove the car and then going to the hospital for another three hours. Now the good part of it: my foot isn't broken, just bruised, swollen and blue. I had to stay home today, which is rather wonderful, because my energy-level is terribly terribly low... Ok, once I get this off my chest, I realize the humour of it. 
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(quickly gone to wash bad luck off contact hand) | |
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PANDURITO said:
(quickly gone to wash bad luck off contact hand) No, don't wash it off, just touch someone you don't like. | |
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Evil woman | |
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PANDURITO said: Evil woman
To become evil is the only reasonable thing to do, limping around the house with a painful arm because of a tetanus-injection... having a quiet evening with boyfriend in prospect but knowing you'll not be able to jump each other because of various injuries... So here I am, repeating to myself: 'At least I'm evil'. The Alfa had not one scratch and the lady didn't get a heartattack after hitting me. She just kept saying to the police 'That girl is lying, I didn't drive over her foot.' 
The policeman looked at my foot and said, 'Oh yeah, I guess God dropped an invisible elephant on her foot.' | |
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MarieLouise said: On top of the bill, an Alfa Romeo drove over my left foot yesterday as I was crossing the street getting out of the school I'm working at. (When I get an accident, I make sure it's a classy one :cool). Hey.... it wasn't the Alfa, it was the driver 
Anyhow, get well soon  The man of science has learned to believe in justification, not by faith, but by verification - Thomas Henry Huxley |
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MarieLouise said: On top of the bill, an Alfa Romeo drove over my left foot yesterday as I was crossing the street getting out of the school I'm working at.
That's a cool injury! I have a few scars but all of them have totally lame stories behind them. I tripped on a football and fell on the gravel, a shovel slipped out of my grip and cut my hand etc etc. I guess I have to expose myself to more lions and gang violence.  | |
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MarieLouise said: For those who want to laugh or shed a tiny tear because of my stupid health-problems.
After experiencing a very painful gastritis one month ago, my boyfriend had to get an operation because of a serious apendicitis last weekend. I was on a weekend with my students, crawling through muddy caves, but had to pack my things and return earlier. Last week has been a hell, working about 15 hours a day and not having time for myself or my sick boyfriend, which caused some minor troubles in our relationship as you can probably imagine.
On top of the bill, an Alfa Romeo drove over my left foot yesterday as I was crossing the street getting out of the school I'm working at. (When I get an accident, I make sure it's a classy one :cool). The result was spending one hour with the police and this terrible old bitch who drove the car and then going to the hospital for another three hours. Now the good part of it: my foot isn't broken, just bruised, swollen and blue. I had to stay home today, which is rather wonderful, because my energy-level is terribly terribly low... Ok, once I get this off my chest, I realize the humour of it.
You know, Serenesoul would say it's because of the city of Sint-Niklaas... he thinks it's an awful city and if anything can go wrong there it will. So maybe it's not your type of city 
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It's because of the city of Sint-Niklaas. | |
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IT's not everyday you get a nice foot massage from a sexy Romeo
Look on the bright side Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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SereneSoul said: It's because of the city of Sint-Niklaas.
I'm not a big fan of the 'city' either. I guess it's really one of the uglies places of Belgium, next to Roeselare that is.
My foot is better, btw. But I should reput the bandage I guess. It was bothering me to walk to I put it away, but today the pain is worse. | |
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MarieLouise said: PANDURITO said: Evil woman
To become evil is the only reasonable thing to do, limping around the house with a painful arm because of a tetanus-injection... having a quiet evening with boyfriend in prospect but knowing you'll not be able to jump each other because of various injuries... So here I am, repeating to myself: 'At least I'm evil'. The Alfa had not one scratch and the lady didn't get a heartattack after hitting me. She just kept saying to the police 'That girl is lying, I didn't drive over her foot.'
The policeman looked at my foot and said, 'Oh yeah, I guess God dropped an invisible elephant on her foot.' Oh dear! | |
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