This is list is based purely on my personal opionons only! Feel free to agree or disagree with the comparisons, or come up with your own. At the bottom put the person who people say you most resemble.

Cameron Diaz=Duck, Duck Face, Kermit the Frog
Justin Timberlake=Ryan Phillipe
Usher=Glow Worm
Howard Stern=Thanksgiving tukey with a wig on
Julia Stiles=Pure Lesbo and Martha Stewart (no joke they can be twins!)
Alicia Keys=Another Pure Lesbo
Faith Hill=Bugs Bunny, Rabbit teeth
Uma Thurman=Man in Drag! Transvestite
Jennifer Aniston=Jay Leno because of her big chin
Drew Barrymore=see description above
Sarah Jessica Parker=Ugly Old Witch
Christina Aguilera=Boy George, with her "make-up" overload days!
Janet Jackson=Monkey (she's still very pretty though, even with all the plastic surgery she got)
Micheal Jackson=I haven't figured out yet just exactly "what" it is he looks like, an alien maybe, a ghost, a preson who lives in Woo-Ville? I don't know but it looks like you could screw his damn "nose" into a wall it's so pointy!
Mischa Barton=a wooden dummy with her "dummy" eyes and mouth=old Charlie McCarthy dummy (twins separated again!)
Paris Hilton=Oh Wow where do I start!=Kid Rock=Owen Wilson=Praying Mantis
Nicky Hilton (her sister)=Marilyn Manson (although she's prettier than Paris)
Ashlee Simpson=Main in drag=Bird Beak Nose
Jessica Simpson=same exact as above=Ashton Kutcher and Ricky MArtin witha blond wig on pure and simple!
Hillary Duff=Horse with her big fake Horse Teeth, Horse Face
Pam Anderson=see above
Jessica Alba=looks like she has 2 big hot air balloons for lips, they are so big, but all natural thank goodness, she's still the naturally prettiest and sweetest girl in Hollywood!
Kiera Knightly=Winona Ryder
Skeet Ulrich=Johnny Dep
Tara Reid=she just looks like a pure stupid, drunken slut 24/7
Steve Harvey's Teeth=Chicklets
Tom Cruise=old 1990's model, Linda Evagelista
Katie Holmes=Coke Head 24/7, even when she was on that old show "Dawson's Crack"
Matt Damon=Man's Body with a Midget's Face
Jermaine Dupri=Bug eyed midget
50 Cent=Chipmunk, Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks (shiiiiit whatta body on that one though!)
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson=Trolls because of their huge eyes, they looked so normal when they were younger though
Shannon Dorehty (90210)=donkey
Chris Rock=Singer Mario (both u-g-l-y- yuck !)
Ashton Kutcher=Jessica Simpson
Beyonce=Naomi Campbell, Trya Banks
Jay Z=St. Bernard Dog
Ashanti=very hairy man or ape
Ja-rule=a Muppet (take your choice1)
Lil' Jon=Animal from the Muppet Babies
Keith Richards=soemthing that crawled outta the graveyard
Colin Ferrell=Ferret=Colin Ferret
Mariah Carey=Fat Chipmunk with fake boobs, Chipmunk Cheeks
Lil' Kin=Gremlin=Lil' Gremlin
Simon Cowell--reminds me of George Michael and Simon LeBon from Duran Duran, maybe it's because of their accents, still sexy for his age!
Jennifer Lopez's husband Marc Anthony=A Big Ugly Roach!
Tyra Banks=Lightbulb Head, Alien with her huge head, forehead and eyes
Kayne West=always looks like he has a mouthful of walnuts (yeah I know he was in a accident 4 years ago)
Singer Jo Jo=same as above, what the hell is wrong with her cheeks/face, looks kinda like Lindsey Lohan too
Brandy=Locust, Praying Mantis, Grasshoper because of the huuuuuge space between her eyes
Carmen Elektra=Lindsey Lohan
Rapper Eve=the Predator or ugly dog
Singer Ciara=Transvestite (you know what they been saying about her "goodies"), Wanda Sykes
Kid rock=Paris Hilton
Usher=Sammy Davis Jr. and Glow Worm Head
Jessica Simpson=Carrot top
Britney Spears=Elf Ears and Thick Neck
Kevin Federline her husband=Skanky Sewer Rat! He's gross, he likes to hit and run! She sure scraped the bottom of the barrel with him!

Myself=Vanity/Penelope Cruz

Not much to do this weekend, huh?

I used to think John Lennon looked like a common pigeon.

jerseykrs said:

I wish I was THAT bored...

HamsterHuey said:

Yeah....I wrote it after I got thru bar hopping and club jumping with my girls that night...