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Thread started 09/30/05 3:56pm

ReturnOfDOOK

I get bored of masterbating.

Just kidding. I continue to be a huge fan. nod
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Reply #1 posted 09/30/05 3:57pm

retina

Is this somehow related to the pads/tampons issue? wink
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Reply #2 posted 09/30/05 4:07pm

jerseykrs

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm f**king lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shit

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f**king lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth
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Reply #3 posted 09/30/05 4:08pm

emm

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doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #4 posted 09/30/05 4:12pm

Anxiety

thank god!
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Reply #5 posted 09/30/05 4:14pm

HollowellSA

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Reply #6 posted 09/30/05 4:14pm

ReturnOfDOOK

Anxiety said:

thank god!

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Reply #7 posted 09/30/05 4:16pm

retina

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I get bored of masterbating


So, you've reached master level. It must have taken a lot of practice.

cool
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Reply #8 posted 09/30/05 4:19pm

emm

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lol that reminds me...
my friends took pictures in front of the "master baiters" bait shop when they were on holiday - men are so easily amused smile
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #9 posted 09/30/05 4:24pm

retina

emm said:

lol that reminds me...
my friends took pictures in front of the "master baiters" bait shop when they were on holiday - men are so easily amused smile




smile
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Reply #10 posted 09/30/05 4:45pm

BSK3478

retina said:

emm said:

lol that reminds me...
my friends took pictures in front of the "master baiters" bait shop when they were on holiday - men are so easily amused smile




smile

oh HELL no...i can't imagine that: "i ate at my dung last night!" falloff
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Reply #11 posted 09/30/05 4:48pm

soulyacolia

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HollowellSA said:


Don't you mean jerkoff?

smile
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Reply #12 posted 09/30/05 5:13pm

retina

soulyacolia said:

HollowellSA said:


clapping

Don't you mean jerkoff?

smile


Yeah, the clapping technique can be rather painful.

confused
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Reply #13 posted 09/30/05 6:21pm

IrresistibleB1
tch

retina said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I get bored of masterbating


So, you've reached master level. It must have taken a lot of practice.

cool


lol that one gets me every time!
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Reply #14 posted 09/30/05 8:12pm

HollowellSA

retina said:

soulyacolia said:


Don't you mean jerkoff?

smile


Yeah, the clapping technique can be rather painful.

confused

lol yeah I ment jerkoff boxed
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Reply #15 posted 10/01/05 5:57am

REDFEATHERS

Do you want a hand? wave
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Reply #16 posted 10/01/05 8:40pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

I am a huge fan!! Once a day baby....once a day. But I don't have intimacy issues..... wink


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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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