A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?".

The bar went deathly quiet as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, " Give the Ballerina a drink!".

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?".
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the Ballerina another drink!".

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink - but why do you keep calling her the "ballerina?".
As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high - has to be a ballerina!!!"

You, miss, are no lady...

THat goes for the both of you's, hehehe...

BOO@ the stoopid redfeathers avvie.

I WANT THE OLD ONE BACK!

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

..and I want you not to be gay..

And by the way Charlotte, do you remember these?

REDFEATHERS said:

That's right, give that heterobasher what he deserves.

REDFEATHERS said:

Well, sumtimes I am not.

You realise Toni was here the last couple o' days and I haven't been gay ONE second, don't ya?

HamsterHuey said:

booking my flight to Amsterdam

REDFEATHERS said:

Hehehe
To be honest, I have been in gay overdrive as of late.
I see gay penquins all over.

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

First you take a low, common advantage of me, then you insult me.


(Your post sounded like Rhett Butler)

retina said:

I think they have them at IKEA, but I've never tried one, maybe my folks never bought them? More the bake it yourself kind of family