This should end all "3 Bears Stories"

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he
squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he
roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was
Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the
house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded
the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear
who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was
Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat
out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and,
now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace
Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only
going to say this one more time.



"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !!

I am that mama bear

Good one!

3 Beers! Yeah!!!







Ah, hell! I thought you said 3 beers...

AMEN!!!!!

i really don't know how you mamma bears do it... i can barely take care of myself

ThePurplePeopleEater said:

:lol:me too, bleary eyed, and in search of a morning beer. I was about to post, "I thought you didn't drink beer"



Good story though except in our house I am momma bear