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My Coca ~ Cola can is talking to me!!! Im sitting at my desk working on end of the month paperwork. My coke can is to the left of me. Its pretty quiet and all I can hear is a crackling nosie. I look at my cell phone no calls, the radio is not on. I move in closer to me coke can, and its contents is making a really FREAKY noise. Kinda scary since I am putting this liquid in my body....
Uses for Coke: Gum in your Hair!: Just take the gum coated hair and dip in a small bowl that has some Coca Cola in it. Clean Ancient Coins:Use it to clean ancient bronze coins. Badly corroded coins are first soaked in 100 percent lye for several weeks, then in the final stage, they are soaked in Coke and hand cleaned. Clean Tile Grout: perfect grout cleaner for my tile floors! Remove Oil Stains from the Driveway!: remove oil stains from concrete driveways or garages is to pour on coke, let it soak then hose off To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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That's why you need to switch to Pepsi.
Coke makes all the noises that you hear in the movie THE GRUDGE. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: That's why you need to switch to Pepsi.
Coke makes all the noises that you hear in the movie THE GRUDGE. M I cant drink pepsi.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: Im sitting at my desk working on end of the month paperwork. My coke can is to the left of me. Its pretty quiet and all I can hear is a crackling nosie. I look at my cell phone no calls, the radio is not on. I move in closer to me coke can, and its contents is making a really FREAKY noise. Kinda scary since I am putting this liquid in my body....
Uses for Coke: Gum in your Hair!: Just take the gum coated hair and dip in a small bowl that has some Coca Cola in it. Clean Ancient Coins:Use it to clean ancient bronze coins. Badly corroded coins are first soaked in 100 percent lye for several weeks, then in the final stage, they are soaked in Coke and hand cleaned. Clean Tile Grout: perfect grout cleaner for my tile floors! Remove Oil Stains from the Driveway!: remove oil stains from concrete driveways or garages is to pour on coke, let it soak then hose off To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. How odd  | |
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This six pack of red stripe is talking to me also..... | |
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Coke works as birth control, as well. Check this song out at:
http://www.soundclick.com...tmusic.htm | |
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shaomi said: amorbella said: Im sitting at my desk working on end of the month paperwork. My coke can is to the left of me. Its pretty quiet and all I can hear is a crackling nosie. I look at my cell phone no calls, the radio is not on. I move in closer to me coke can, and its contents is making a really FREAKY noise. Kinda scary since I am putting this liquid in my body....
Uses for Coke: Gum in your Hair!: Just take the gum coated hair and dip in a small bowl that has some Coca Cola in it. Clean Ancient Coins:Use it to clean ancient bronze coins. Badly corroded coins are first soaked in 100 percent lye for several weeks, then in the final stage, they are soaked in Coke and hand cleaned. Clean Tile Grout: perfect grout cleaner for my tile floors! Remove Oil Stains from the Driveway!: remove oil stains from concrete driveways or garages is to pour on coke, let it soak then hose off To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. How odd On mythbusters they proved the chrome one - better than commercial products available. Also blood stains on driveways and meat tenderiser. | |
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amorbella said: Im sitting at my desk working on end of the month paperwork. My coke can is to the left of me. Its pretty quiet and all I can hear is a crackling nosie. I look at my cell phone no calls, the radio is not on. I move in closer to me coke can, and its contents is making a really FREAKY noise. Kinda scary since I am putting this liquid in my body....
Uses for Coke: Gum in your Hair!: Just take the gum coated hair and dip in a small bowl that has some Coca Cola in it. Clean Ancient Coins:Use it to clean ancient bronze coins. Badly corroded coins are first soaked in 100 percent lye for several weeks, then in the final stage, they are soaked in Coke and hand cleaned. Clean Tile Grout: perfect grout cleaner for my tile floors! Remove Oil Stains from the Driveway!: remove oil stains from concrete driveways or garages is to pour on coke, let it soak then hose off To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. You just posted a few reasons not to drink this poison. | |
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I've heard that Coca-Cola can also be used as a hairspray
It's not sticky either "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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This carafe of sangria is talking to me now also..... | |
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ThreadCula said: I've heard that Coca-Cola can also be used as a hairspray
It's not sticky either no, and wasps won't start flying around your head when you're outside either  | |
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Help!! Amorbella is sucking my insides out through my head.
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And then....silence...
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Coke removes blood stains from the ground too.
I don't know if it's true but I heard that cops carry it with them just in case. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: Coke removes blood stains from the ground too.
I don't know if it's true but I heard that cops carry it with them just in case.  god I hate to think what it does to ones stomach | |
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 How long have I been preaching the evil of coke? You all aren't listening! | |
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Some history of Coca.
Coca has been used for the elevation of mood, to stimulate tired workers, and to produce euphoria for thousands of years in Central and South America. In the mid-nineteenth century the US and Europe took note of it’s seemingly beneficial properties and began to extract it’s principal active ingredient and made cocaine available as a water-soluble powder. It was discovered by physicians that the drug had potential use as an antidepressant, an asthma remedy and as a local anesthetic. At the same time, many companies emerged extolling the virtues of several new tonics that used cocaine hydrochloride, the active ingredient in the coca leaf, as an additive. These patented tonics could be bought without prescription for the relief of many common ailments, including, of course, chronic fatigue. Toward the late nineteenth century cocaine began to be marketed as a recreational drug by such corporations as Coca-Cola,who claimed the seemingly mild intoxicant could be used as a “temperance beverage” as an alternative to booze. At the dawn of the twentieth century however, anti-cocaine legislation grew considerably. People began to see the rise of violence among abusers of the drug in the lower socioeconomic stratum and a rise in the awareness of cocaine’s harmful physical effects. The first Federal Legislation regarding cocaine was with the 1906 Pure Food and Drug Act that required products precisely label the content therein. And in 1914, US Congress passed the Harrison Act that imposed taxes on products containing cocaine. Soon, Drug Enforcement Officials quickly transformed the law to prohibit all recreational use of cocaine. As legislation and enforcement thereof stiffened so the general use of the drug decreased, and by 1930 synthetic stimulants like amphetamine became available and replaced much of the black market for cocaine. The drug began to be used almost strictly by artists and entertainers and as an occasional alternative for heroin addicts. However, in the 1960’s we saw an increase in the use of all drugs, including cocaine and through the 1970’s and 1980’s cocaine use increased steadily among the younger populations. And as medically prescribed amphetamine became less available, and the prices of other drugs like marijuana increased cocaine enjoyed a steep rise in popularity. By the early 80’s the use of freebase cocaine became popular among those searching for the “highest” high. Freebase is a form of cocaine produced when the user takes cocaine hydrochloride and mixes it with a liquid base such as baking soda or ammonia to remove the hydrochloric acid and then dissolving the resultant alkaloidal cocaine in a solvent, such as ether and heating it to evaporate the liquid. The result is pure smokable cocaine. Although this seemed to be a way of getting the most out of cocaine, users were uncomfortable with the volatile process of cooking down the solvent mixture. Around 1985 the drug dealers got wise to the idea of a more potent form of cocaine. The conversion process in freebasing was dangerous and time consuming and was not suitable for mass production. This was when Crack became the option. In the conversion process of Crack, the drug is similarly cooked down to a smokeable substance, but the risky process of removing the impurities and hydrochloric acid is taken out. So all that is required is baking soda, water and a heat source, often a home oven. As this process allowed a person to essentially get more bang out of their buck, by delivering the drug more efficiently, we saw cocaine become available to the lower socioeconomic stratum. This gave rise to the “Crack epidemic” and all classes from low to high became affected by the scourge of cocaine use spreading across the US. | |
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