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Imago777 said: I had babysitting duty for my two newphews a few weeks ago. So, I decided we'd spend the day at the beach.
The drive to Siesta Key Beach is rather scenic, so I had the sunroof open and the windows rolled down, and some good music going. If anyone knows me, I love to sing along with the music on the radio. I was singing and just having a good old time. Rather, stoicly, my 7 year old newphew looks at me and says, "Uncle Dan, you're ruining my ride."  
That's hilarious! Speaking of children and cars, my 3 year old niece has taken on her father's habit of cursing out other people while in the car. She can often be found to yell out things like 'Move your ass!' while they're driving.  |
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MarieLouise said: On holiday this year a little boy of three years old walked towards me, asking me very seriously:
Are you a child or a mummy?
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althom said: One time she was in the toilet and had done a number 2. So she called me to help wipe her little bum.
So I started wiping it and she looks at me and says.... "Don't eat it!" 
Why would she say that and why would she think I would even eat it?  i remember you said that awhile back, it's always stuck with me....very funny | |
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My father recently bought my youngest niece the book Goldilocks & The 3 Bears. He told her what it was and she looked at him quizzically and said, "Grandma tells that story out of her head." |
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My co-worker has two kids. One of them comes up with the cutest things. He has a very expressive face. One day she was yelling and scolding him and he turned around and looked at her really seriously and said. "Did you go to school to learn how to yell."
He's kind of chubby so mom has been watching what he eats. He picked up a pastry one day and his mother looks at him and says "Do you think you should be eating that, it's late." He replied. "Yeah, it's okay, I'll burn it off at basketball tomorrow." The kid is 6 years old for God's sakes. I always look forward to stories about him. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieMpls said: Today I started volunteering at a school close to my work. It's awesome, I'm helping this adorable little girl named Tequayla learn to read better. When we were close to being done today she looked up at me and asked "Can I use it?" I didn't know what she meant so I kind of said, what? And she repeated "Can I use it?" At this point I noticed she was squirming a bit in her seat. So I asked, "Do you need to use the bathroom?" And she said YES!
[Edited 9/29/05 16:00pm] Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe? (Dorky Marathon Man reference) Just ignore me. | |
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gemini13 said: CarrieMpls said: Today I started volunteering at a school close to my work. It's awesome, I'm helping this adorable little girl named Tequayla learn to read better. When we were close to being done today she looked up at me and asked "Can I use it?" I didn't know what she meant so I kind of said, what? And she repeated "Can I use it?" At this point I noticed she was squirming a bit in her seat. So I asked, "Do you need to use the bathroom?" And she said YES!
[Edited 9/29/05 16:00pm] Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe? (Dorky Marathon Man reference) Just ignore me. You're really on a quotation roll today, huh. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: My co-worker has two kids. One of them comes up with the cutest things. He has a very expressive face. One day she was yelling and scolding him and he turned around and looked at her really seriously and said. "Did you go to school to learn how to yell."
He's kind of chubby so mom has been watching what he eats. He picked up a pastry one day and his mother looks at him and says "Do you think you should be eating that, it's late." He replied. "Yeah, it's okay, I'll burn it off at basketball tomorrow." The kid is 6 years old for God's sakes. I always look forward to stories about him. M that's so funny. Smart kid | |
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CarrieMpls said: Imago777 said: I had babysitting duty for my two newphews a few weeks ago. So, I decided we'd spend the day at the beach.
The drive to Siesta Key Beach is rather scenic, so I had the sunroof open and the windows rolled down, and some good music going. If anyone knows me, I love to sing along with the music on the radio. I was singing and just having a good old time. Rather, stoicly, my 7 year old newphew looks at me and says, "Uncle Dan, you're ruining my ride."
That's hilarious! Speaking of children and cars, my 3 year old niece has taken on her father's habit of cursing out other people while in the car. She can often be found to yell out things like 'Move your ass!' while they're driving. one time while sitting for a very long time at a stop sign waiting for a break in traffic my son (who was 3 at the time) yelled out "What are you waitng for.....CHRISTMAS????"  wonder where he heard that??
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: CarrieMpls said:
That's hilarious! Speaking of children and cars, my 3 year old niece has taken on her father's habit of cursing out other people while in the car. She can often be found to yell out things like 'Move your ass!' while they're driving. one time while sitting for a very long time at a stop sign waiting for a break in traffic my son (who was 3 at the time) yelled out "What are you waitng for.....CHRISTMAS????" wonder where he heard that??
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lillith said: CarrieMpls said:
That's hilarious! Speaking of children and cars, my 3 year old niece has taken on her father's habit of cursing out other people while in the car. She can often be found to yell out things like 'Move your ass!' while they're driving. one time while sitting for a very long time at a stop sign waiting for a break in traffic my son (who was 3 at the time) yelled out "What are you waitng for.....CHRISTMAS????" wonder where he heard that??
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One day I took my 2 grand nieces out to lunch..
On our way back Abby (10) was torturing Hayley (6). Haley turns around and tells her wait till we get home, I am going to jack you up! (Their father says that all the time) ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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My 3 year old nephew says to my brother "Daddy, tell me of Luke Skywalker."
I used to eat Yogurt & cottage cheese when i was young, which I referred to as "Ogwit and balls" Check this song out at:
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sag10 said: One day I took my 2 grand nieces out to lunch..
On our way back Abby (10) was torturing Hayley (6). Haley turns around and tells her wait till we get home, I am going to jack you up! (Their father says that all the time) | |
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OTHER KIDZ...
My cousin who is now 14 used 2 call 'videos' , 'bideos'
Another cousin who is now 9 when she was a toddler used to say instead of 'are we going to go', 'inaginnago'
Last year my cousin who just turned 4...out of nowhere blurted out 'DVD player!'
ME... I remember when i was nine yearz old, i was havin fight with this girl in my class. Her father worked at Ford Motors and my dad worked at General Motors Holden. We'd constantly have battlez as 2 which was the best. Not very logical arguementz at dat. I remember tellin her in frustation 'Oh YEAH? Well MY dad'z gonna SCREW your FACE up with his ENGINES at WORK!  '...i remember tellin my dad when got home and how he had a good laugh at me and how mad i kept telling him not 2 laugh ...
When i was a toddler i used 2 call Spaghetti, "Mr Ghetti" and 2 this day my grandma and mum still call it dat  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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TheFrog said: gemini13 said: Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe? (Dorky Marathon Man reference) Just ignore me. You're really on a quotation roll today, huh. I do this all the time. It's slightly annoying. Sorry.  | |
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