I was taking my daughter to school in the car and I let out a little fart.
Anyway...she pipes up from the backseat and says "Hey dad! What's that smell?"
I said "I don't know"
Then she thinks for a bit and comes out with.....


"It smells like a dogs bum!






Where do they get these things from?

while driving through town the other day, my 10 year old says "look at her ripe tomatos"

kids say the funniest things.


U wern't playing guys next door were u? Has ur daughter asked "who are the guys next door"?

heyduckie said:

I don't know where they get these things from! My daughter's only 3 as well!

thesexofit said:

I god no!!!! That cd is not going anywhere near my car.

althom said:

Dony worry, no one on this board knows who they are anyway.


Ur kid should like it

thesexofit said:

It is like kids music.

When my sister was 2 she said "I'm scary!". she meant to say "I'm scared"

Today I started volunteering at a school close to my work. It's awesome, I'm helping this adorable little girl named Tequayla learn to read better. When we were close to being done today she looked up at me and asked "Can I use it?" I didn't know what she meant so I kind of said, what? And she repeated "Can I use it?" At this point I noticed she was squirming a bit in her seat. So I asked, "Do you need to use the bathroom?" And she said YES!

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Like when foreigners say, *I am boring* instead of meaning *I am bored*

althom said:

Damn right it is.


"ooooo, oooo, i was made for u....." etc.....

My two year old was being antsy with my wife one day, whiny about something.
"ucky farms....ucky farms....ucky farms" she kept saying.

My wife, having no idea what "ucky farms" meant, picked her up and told her to point to "ucky farms"

My daughter pointed right to a cereal box of Lucky Charms!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

when i was in job corps i knew a girl who used to pronounce pepto-bismol as kepto-gizmol. she said that she'd been saying it like that ever since she was little.

and me...i still say "pannycakes" instead of "pancakes".

Preface: When my kids complain about school work, I used to always
tell them that they are lucky they are'nt Chinese, because they go
to school everyday, 7 days a week, and all summer long...I have been
telling them that since they were 6 or so...

(you think they aren't listening...but, they do)

This summer, as I was driving them to the babysitter's house one
morning, a young black girl crossed at the crosswalk in front of our
car. She was wearing a backpack. My daughter very casually said "She
must be Chinese"

"Why do you say that?"

"Because it's summer and that girl is going to school..."

Revolution said:

!!!!!

Isn't a shame that we lose this innocence?

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althom said:

der

I've told this one before and it cracks me up every time I think of it. Me and the 2 older boys (3 and 4) were sitting at the food court eating our ice-creams outside the kebab shop. It was about 10am, so the gyros things were not carved away yet. My son watched them going around and around for a while before very thoughtfully asking me "Is that poo?" (which is exactly what they look like - huge poos on skewers!)
I practically cried with laughter and said no, no, no, it's not.
Half an hour later he asks me "We don't eat poo, do we?"

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

not all of us

Revolution said:

that's so cute

unlucky7 said:

I know. I see black chinese girls all the time

althom said:

She must say that alot!!!!

althom said:

Ocean said:

One time she was in the toilet and had done a number 2. So she called me to help wipe her little bum.
So I started wiping it and she looks at me and says....

"Don't eat it!"



Why would she say that and why would she think I would even eat it?

althom said:

The things kids learn from their parents these days
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Ocean said:

SHUT UP!!!!!

Ok Taylor is standing beside me while I pop Nat.....I put lol in a message to her and Taylor said what the hell ( ) is loop

On holiday this year a little boy of three years old walked towards me, asking me very seriously:

Are you a child or a mummy?


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When my sis was little she wet herself and said
"I havent wee'd it was my fairy crying"

To this day i still take the micky

I had babysitting duty for my two newphews a few weeks ago. So, I decided we'd spend the day at the beach.

The drive to Siesta Key Beach is rather scenic, so I had the sunroof open and the windows rolled down, and some good music going.

If anyone knows me, I love to sing along with the music on the radio. I was singing and just having a good old time.

Rather, stoicly, my 7 year old newphew looks at me and says, "Uncle Dan, you're ruining my ride."