There's a bloke whom started working in my office about a month ago. He just appeared from nowhere one day and I noticed him immediately. He's temping but he doesn't look like your average temp at all - not studenty or young enough. I figured that he must be between jobs or something because he doesn't fit the temping template.

Anyway, he's been getting on my bus a lot and I've sort of nodded at him but not done much else.

Well, we both ended up on the back-seat of the bus, on the way home. We were two seats apart and he started speaking to me. I was amazed and completely tongue-tied.

He said that he'd been away at university, studying psychology but couldn't find a job, so moved back home with his parents whilst contemplating what to do with his life. He doesn't want to work in the psychiatric field at all as he said it "bored him". He did say that he found the classes on Body Language interesting. I wondered if this was directed towards me or not and drew my knees together slightly.

I asked him where he lived and it's the next town down the road. I told him about going to the theatre last night and he said that he went to a play the other week too. I'm think he said the theatre was called "The Capital Theatre" but I wasn't sure. I just nodded anyway.

I then asked him how long he was planning on temping at my office and he said he was toying with the idea of joining the military as a medical officer. Stupidly, I blurted out, "They give you holidays to come home, don't they?". I may as well have said, "Don't leave" I've only just found you!". He said that he'd get four weeks a year leave.

Now. Should I ask this man out? I don't know his name but here's his statistics:

01. He looks a little like Alan Cumming;
02. He goes to the theatre;
03. He said that the last time he went out was with his sister - not a girlfriend or his mates, but his sister;
04. He's about 27 but I got the feeling that his parents were elderly;
05. He's interested in the military but not so much that he wants to be an actual soldier.

What do you think?

I need more. Let's see.

Ask him if he's interested in John Waters' movies. That's always the give away. But then again I don't think my gaydar is going to work in any part of Europe.


M

ask him if he wants to see a play with you. when you have a chance to actually hang out, you'll get a better idea of what his story is. if he's got some sugar in his shoes, enjoy the ride; if not, you can just pass it off as hanging out with a new friend if you want. either way, if you guys are vibing well together, pursue it. at most you might get some loving, and at least you might make a new friend. win/win.

grab his cock and see what he does--

meltwithu said:

Oh butterflies! This is so sweet and I'm so happy for you!










































FUCK HIM!!!



You don't know his name and you're asking us should you ask him out!? He's got you wrapped up good! Hell YES you go out with him!


Alan Cumming:

Anxiety said:

Yeah, good idea. I should build on what we have in common - we've both been to the theatre in the space of a fortnight. I don't know how I feel about somebody wanting to join the military but I'll just have to reserve my judgment. I'm so anti-war, I make John Lennon look like Pol Pot.

Yeah, I think it might work

CynthiasSocks said:

your tom of finland avvie

...as for the question at hand: my gaydar isn't quite functional yet...but my cooter-sense is tingling a bit. i'm with anx, on the asking 'im if he'd like to go to a show with you sometime. good luck, either way it pans out!

BinaryJustin said:

The question is how gay are you. It may be hard for you to objectively answer that but if you're a big obvious flamer and this dude had the conversation you described with you then you should put some feelers out like going out for lunch or something, I'm an expert on all relationships, even homosexuals ones.

PANDURITO said:

They look so much like father and son that the comparison is just unsavoury.

Anyway, I'm going to go for it. I'll report back tomorrow to let you know if I get punched in the nose or not. Wish me luck.

kdj997 said:

I don't know how gay I am. I only own one Kylie album and a few Madonna singles.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Thanks! I like to think that's me in the avvie!

I love Tom of FInland!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

BinaryJustin said:

This just popped in my head and it's a lil' 80's sitcom like but you could ask the guy if he wanted to go out with your sister, made up sister or not, because he seem perfect for her and if he says no and then adds he's gay then he definitely wants to jump your bones if he just says no, then you're still at square 1 and if he says yes, you're kinda screwed...but not really cause in the theme of 80's sitcoms you could get one of your friends to pretend they're your sister or higher a prostitute to pretend she's your sister if you cant find any friends to do it.

CynthiasSocks said:

i guess my cooter-sense is my gaydar, then...

CynthiasSocks said:

me too! he's one of my fave artists.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That tingle is telling ya it's working!

BinaryJustin said:

i love you, man!

CynthiasSocks said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

We all need to do lunch.....seriously.

I think your "cooter" made a cameo on the Duke's of Hazzard.


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

"I stare at my cooter looking for a....."


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Cooter!

CynthiasSocks said:

Cover your eyes it's COOTER.



You are taking me way back.


m

kdj997 said:

Nothing says, "I want to get to know you better" like hiring a hooker and pretending she's your sister.

I think I'll pass on your cunning plan.

I've decided that I'm going to nonchalantly read the Gay Times on the bus to work tomorrow and then once I'm sure he's aware of my reading material, I'll engage him into conversation.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

You arn't kidding! I'd do me some Bo and Luke Duke!!

Damn, I forgot you were family.

CynthiasSocks said:

I would do JOHN now (he's sexier now to me) and Tom Wopat back then. I had it bad for him. That was the male camel toe show for days. Someone on the org had a different name for it, was it mamel toe?

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