New topic
Printable| Author | Message |
FIND - The Cheesiest / Best Porno Movie Title My friend at work told me they were on a scavenger hunt to find the worst Porno titles in this Porno store called Sexworld in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota...a big place too 
What is the Best Porno Movie Ever while ur at it (??) just too add the fun... Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
- E-mail - orgNote -  Report post to moderator |
  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
ThePurplePeopleEater said: Wasnt that funny when he made that old lady have an orgasm on the street??? 
Then the policeman was arresting someone, got shot with the orgasmo, then he was kissing his arrestee.. 
That's was more of an adult comedy though Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I'm still  over HEINFELD. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
was watching a late night talk show, and someone brought one on called "A Midsummer Night's Sex Dream" but the funniest part was when they showed on the cover under the title, they put "Lord, what horny fools these mortals be" and they said that the people in it were badly attempting sexy versions of shakespeare Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Riding Miss Daisy
When Harry Ate Sally these are real porn titles, I kid you not lol | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
 I always liked the title : The Sperminator the beautiful ones, you always seem to loose | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I saw one once called "I Love Juicy"
seeing mock lucy and desi go at it in fake black and white was beyond scary Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
BEAVER AND BUTT-FACE
Funniest porno I've ever seen (yes, it's a real movie) Don't hate me 'cause I'm NOT beautiful | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
|
Cape Rear
Shaving Ryan's Privates The Princess Ride Fuck Soup THe Muffman Prophesy THe Whole Nine Inches Lords of the Ring The 'Natrix The only one of these I'm pretty sure is actually a film title is Cape Rear. I think the rest them are made up (not by me though). Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
..and then of course there was a sequel: 
..as a matter of fact, it's a trilogy:  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I was JUST about to type EDWARD PENISHANDS! LMAO! "But what of black women? . . . I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire." -- W.E.B. Du Bois -- | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Sherlock Homie
One in the Pink, Two In The Stink Split That Booty Shut Up And Blow Me Stop! My Ass Is On Fire No Bullshit these are all actual porn titles. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Bimbo- Hot Blood Part I. (this is really old school)
On Golden Blonde. M [Edited 9/29/05 10:24am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Rectum 'Reckers
Freaks, Whoes, And Flows Bangin' in the Hood Cock Smokers Cumback Pussy Tiny Twats and Monster Cocks "But what of black women? . . . I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire." -- W.E.B. Du Bois -- | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I watched a hilarious one called BREAST SIDE STORY! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Anxiety said: I'm still
over HEINFELD.I don't get it.  | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
eikonoklastes said:
..and then of course there was a sequel:
..as a matter of fact, it's a trilogy:
we used to watch that in Tech School. A bunch of us would rent a dirty movie, and play it in the Squadron CQ.
shit was hilarious | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
The Flintbones....
starring Ron Jeremy as Red Flintbone.... or how about: Buffy the Vampire Layer | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Abdul said: Sherlock Homie One in the Pink, Two In The Stink Split That Booty Shut Up And Blow Me Stop! My Ass Is On Fire No Bullshit these are all actual porn titles. 
what do you rate these titles?! esp -split the booty-! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Stop or my Mom will shoot! | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Furry Fuckers
Demented Dwarves Split-lickin' Good! The Gold Experience -about golden showers  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Weapons Of Ass Destruction if you've gotta pay for things that you've done wrong I've gotta big bill coming at the end of the day- Gil Scott Heron
Prince.org where fans of Prince meet and stay up too late | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Wally Wankers Candy Fuktory
Mutts | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Christopher said: Abdul said: Sherlock Homie One in the Pink, Two In The Stink Split That Booty Shut Up And Blow Me Stop! My Ass Is On Fire No Bullshit these are all actual porn titles.
what do you rate these titles?! esp -split the booty-! Well..... Shut Up And Blow Me is the best outta the titles I put down, I believe that series is up to 20? You can't go wrong with pretty ladies showing how they do neck. As far as the other titles I feel they are average at best, but those titles are funny though. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Sex Trek
Sex Trek: The Search for Sperm Pulp Friction | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
My favorite:
All Holes Filled With Black Cock. | |
| - E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
