I'm 55 minutes into the worst horror movie ever. It's called DEAD AND BREAKFAST. There are some known actors in it too. Ughhh. They tried to make it funny in some parts too. One of the characters actually says "It's like in one of those really bad horror movies." The writer was probably one of those guys that swears he's funny but he's not....AT ALLLLL!!! I knew it was going to be bad but, good bad. It's just stupid.


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witchcraft three is far worse.



far worse.

ThePurplePeopleEater said:

UGH

There's one from the 80s that I need help with. It's a horror/comedy that takes place on a college campass. It's a small group of kids- like summer quarter- and they get knocked off. I remember a scene where the cleaning lady frightens a boy and she askes "what you afraid of?" He answers "bologna!" And she replies "You afraid of bologna!?" I know silly but it was the summer going into the 5th grade, Purple Reign era, and they played the hell outta it on HBO.


Help!

CynthiasSocks said:

The Campus Corpse? But that's from 1977. There's been many dumb movies like that. 'll look around a bit more...

CynthiasSocks said:

got it! It has 2 be:

Student Bodies (1981)

Oh, by the way...

Stigmata by far is the worst i ever seen

I LOVED STIGMATA!!!! It's the DaVinci Code light.

Did I mention that DEAD AND BREAKFAST had musical numbers and dance sequences?

Thanks for the poster PURPLEPEOPLEEATER
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I saw this at Hollywood Video recently. So glad I didn't pick it up.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

what is the one that the girl has a sleep over and some maniac is loose and she smoking pot and not paying attention?

Christopher said:

It may be SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE. I love that you could see the BOOM mike in a lot of the scenes.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

it was pretty tame compared to other stuff...but its got that creepy late 70s early 80s look to it

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Come on, some of the scenes were a little bit funny.

I saw one in 1983 called Deadly Blessing and the girl sees a tarantula on the ceiling and she screams and it falls into her mouth, can't remember anything else in it though. It was pretty crappy.

oh, and anything with Kevin COstner in it.

There was a movie called "Pieces", where some madman was killing people, and saving their body parts to assemble a replica of his mother.

In the beginning of the movie, he's playing with pornos and his mother catches him. She demands he go get a trash bag so she can throw it away, and he instead comes back with an axe and hacks her up.

The funniest scene is when the killer gets into an elevator with a girl, then whips out a chainsaw and chops her up. She acts all suprised, like she didn't even notice him carrying the chainsaw into the elevator.

Lover's Lane those movies are supposed to be stupid though, so I know what to expect when I watch them.

smellmyfunk said:

No, none of it was AAAAHHHH!!!! Oh well.


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"The Thing with Two Heads" starring Rosey Grier, Ray Milland & a very sexy Chelsea Brown(from Laugh-In). I'm sure the older orgers remember this turkey.

My boyfriend plays scenes out of 'Braindead' just as much as I play Prince. I'm getting so sick of it.

Halloween 3 ranks up there as one the worst IMO

In the wake of the brilliant Kubrick film "The shining", the Stephen King produced television version was clumsy poop.

ThePurplePeopleEater said:

This definitely gets my vote as one of the worst. I saw Dead & Breakfast. Didn't love it, but I don't think it's one of the absolute worst. With so many contending for the title of "worst," why limit your options to just one?

Realizing that it's supposed to be bad, and it's bad in a good way, I'd vote for:


Imagine watching this thinking it's a real horror movie???

ThePurplePeopleEater said:

HAHAHAHA

This movie was hilarious!!! I've seen it a million times.