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Thread started 09/28/05 8:16am

Mach

My Dear Wife

>>TO MY DEAR WIFE:

>>During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


>>I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
>>days.

>>The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

>>54 times the sheets were clean
>>17 times it was too late
>>49 times you were too
>>tired
>>20 times it was too hot
>>15 times you pretended to be sleep
>>22 times you had a headache
>>17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
>>16 times you said you were too sore
>>12 times it was the wrong time of the month
>>19 times you had to get up early
>>9 times you said weren't in the mood
>>7 times you were sunburned
>>6 times you were watching the late show
>>5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
>>3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
>>9 times you said your mother would hear us

>>Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
>>because:

>>6 times you just laid there
>>8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
>>4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
>>7 times I had to
>>wake you and tell you I finished
>>1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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Reply #1 posted 09/28/05 11:26pm

Ocean

Mach said:

>>TO MY DEAR WIFE:

>>During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


>>I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
>>days.

>>The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

>>54 times the sheets were clean
>>17 times it was too late
>>49 times you were too
>>tired
>>20 times it was too hot
>>15 times you pretended to be sleep
>>22 times you had a headache
>>17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
>>16 times you said you were too sore
>>12 times it was the wrong time of the month
>>19 times you had to get up early
>>9 times you said weren't in the mood
>>7 times you were sunburned
>>6 times you were watching the late show
>>5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
>>3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
>>9 times you said your mother would hear us

>>Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
>>because:

>>6 times you just laid there
>>8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
>>4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
>>7 times I had to
>>wake you and tell you I finished
>>1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

lol I actually have a friend that tells her husband that its clean sheet night so they can't .....falloff
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Reply #2 posted 09/28/05 11:33pm

charlottegelin

Ocean said:

Mach said:

>>TO MY DEAR WIFE:

>>During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


>>I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
>>days.

>>The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

>>54 times the sheets were clean
>>17 times it was too late
>>49 times you were too
>>tired
>>20 times it was too hot
>>15 times you pretended to be sleep
>>22 times you had a headache
>>17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
>>16 times you said you were too sore
>>12 times it was the wrong time of the month
>>19 times you had to get up early
>>9 times you said weren't in the mood
>>7 times you were sunburned
>>6 times you were watching the late show
>>5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
>>3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
>>9 times you said your mother would hear us

>>Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
>>because:

>>6 times you just laid there
>>8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
>>4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
>>7 times I had to
>>wake you and tell you I finished
>>1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

lol I actually have a friend that tells her husband that its clean sheet night so they can't .....falloff

for goodness sakes!
disbelief
that's what clean sheets are for rolleyes
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Reply #3 posted 09/28/05 11:34pm

Ocean

charlottegelin said:

Ocean said:


lol I actually have a friend that tells her husband that its clean sheet night so they can't .....falloff

for goodness sakes!
disbelief
that's what clean sheets are for rolleyes

Yeah I didn't get it eithier lol
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Reply #4 posted 09/28/05 11:43pm

lilmissmissy

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Why the excuses lol Just hump damn it! boff headbang
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #5 posted 09/29/05 9:30am

Mach

Ocean said:

Mach said:

>>TO MY DEAR WIFE:

>>During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


>>I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten
>>days.

>>The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

>>54 times the sheets were clean
>>17 times it was too late
>>49 times you were too
>>tired
>>20 times it was too hot
>>15 times you pretended to be sleep
>>22 times you had a headache
>>17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
>>16 times you said you were too sore
>>12 times it was the wrong time of the month
>>19 times you had to get up early
>>9 times you said weren't in the mood
>>7 times you were sunburned
>>6 times you were watching the late show
>>5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
>>3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
>>9 times you said your mother would hear us

>>Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
>>because:

>>6 times you just laid there
>>8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
>>4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
>>7 times I had to
>>wake you and tell you I finished
>>1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

lol I actually have a friend that tells her husband that its clean sheet night so they can't .....falloff



omg
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Reply #6 posted 09/29/05 9:37am

homer

i love to nasty up clean sheets
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