I had a conversation with a friend yesterday who thought my doctor sounded really creepy. I didnt think he was at all.. infact I loved going to visit my doctor (this is the one I had at university, some years back.)

Anyway he used to laugh real loud, and I would get embarrased and shout at him, cos ppl in the surgery or waiting room might be able to hear him in hysterics. Fact is, me and him used to joke about and he would book me in for a double appointment always cos I was a favourite patient of his.

Anyway, one day he was giving me a smear.. and I was lying back, with my legs spread wide open while he was doing his thing.. and he started singing! Really loud!

I sat up, as far as I could in the circumstances and asked why he was singing (kind of operatic singing btw) and he said looking into womens vaginas made him happy and it was much more fun looking into a vagina than down someones throat!



My friend who I told this to, thought it kind of weird and creepy.. I was just

Oh I miss my Uni Doctor..

Gynaecologists are all freaks!!

REDBABY said:

Red I hate to say this but I agree with your friend... hon I think that's creepy

Anyone else got any mad stories about their doctors?

Nomad said:

maybe vaginas have good acoustics

Raine said:

Raine said:

Raine said:

POSTDOMINANT said:

He was a GP, not gyno

Raine said:

Nomad said:

But it wasnt creepy, it was cute!

REDBABY said:

What the hell were you letting him sing up your halls for then?

POSTDOMINANT said:

He was just doing a smear.. and he was gorgeous..

If i'm having a smear i have to have a female doctor ,as most male doctors i have ever seen are old ..and i can't let them see my cooch

Nikki23 said:

See? This is what we discussed too.. I prefer a man to do it, cos a woman doing that to me seems more unnatural..

That'z pretty funny actually...im gettin reminded of this doctor i had when i was ill from an infection once last year i think it was- he explained 2 me that bad germz wanna have sex with my germz and they do,and thatz how they reproduce and become an infection in my body

Why I didn't know whether 2 feel like a petri dish or a loverz hotel!

lilmissmissy said:

Did this doctor have feathers coming out of a headress? or did you refer to him by his Christian name like Dr Brian, or Dr Jane?

POSTDOMINANT said:

He biked to work, he wore khaki shorts and a bow tie

Oh I better not mantion his name.. thats giving TMI..

REDBABY said:

Not yours, missy's!!

Why the inherent need to make threads about your VAG?

POSTDOMINANT said:

HISSSSS I said

POSTDOMINANT said:

Nah he was just your run-off-the-mill seemingly normal old man- he even said it like it was the most innocent thing he could ever say. Rather peculiarz

sociopath said:

Its about Doctors..

lilmissmissy said:

REDBABY said:

You're not fooling me.

sociopath said:

Go play somewhere else..

REDBABY said:

Yeah- and that was his diagnosis EXACTLYZ!!!

lilmissmissy said:

Well I think Docs like that are more fun.. than boring serious doctors.

I have a nice doctor now, but the one before that was a complete bitch, really nasty and seemed really judgemental, I dreaded seeing her..

REDBABY said:

Every doc i've seen in recent yearz has in some way made me frustrated...the clinic i go to is just a rush job. You sit there for ages to be in and out in less than 10 minutez- often coming out with no explanation (with that one exception ) ...I am yet to recieve a referal and a blood test result and it's been a few months and a bit already!! Also- i feel GPs- although by name they are General Practitioners should try and specialise in different areas- cause its just so much more relieving to be given something other than a really vague diagnosis and then get told 2 get Nurofen pain killerz- somethin i would have been inclined 2 do in the first place- minus the $40 fee!!

perhapz i should try elsewhere if i happen 2 fall sick again any time soonz!!

Remember the song??

Maybe?