...saw fit to try to internet woo me or something. Read this nice excerpt:

steelman55311: i think i am attractive, i humbaly havegirls daily telling me i am georgeos.
steelman55311: but that maybe a stretch.
steelman55311: well i didnt take that line as mentally
steelman55311: certianly from the first sentance
steelman55311: w/ you mentally staGnent
steelman55311: wouldn't be a potential thought at all.
steelman55311: sentence
Rhonda: I doubt there's any potential for a decent conversation or reason for us to continue chit-chatting, in fact.
steelman55311: whys that?
Rhonda: I don't think you and I would get along very well. We probably have about one thing in common, and frankly, I don't understand half of what you say due to poor spelling.
steelman55311: Well I am not concentrating on my spelling, and i apoligize, for that ,but my advice is don't judge someone
steelman55311: you really don't know, the stuff i love and my passions are Abe Lincoln history
steelman55311: Horse Racing, country music
Rhonda: I'm not judging you. But it's damnably near impossible to have a conversation with someone in written word if you can't understand what they're attempting to spell.
steelman55311: Blues music,and i live geograhpy,and world traveling.

**I really think myspace is a place for idiots and whores.

SHare your horror stories with idiotic myspace sluts.
[Edited 9/7/05 10:07am]

Poor grammar makes me puke.

humbaly??


HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's fucked up.

I think you were a little rough, they like Abe Lincoln History, are you sure you didn't miss out on something exciting?

steelman55311: freak
steelman55311: im see you as a lost
steelman55311: young girl
steelman55311: judging people
steelman55311: before you know them
Rhonda: And I see you as a complete idiot.
steelman55311: probably a bush supporter that supports the war
Rhonda: So I guess we're even
steelman55311: and is nieve about
steelman55311: life
Rhonda: Clearly, your mother should've thrown you away as an infant and raised the afterbirth.
steelman55311: i have a very high IQ

as I read this I recieved a fax from a supposed very large shipping company.

it read (my bosses name is Bryan)

Dear Brain,

here are the shiping anoledgement you asked for. any questions please contact me at.

ella731 said:

Obviously, steelman is faxing your boss.

Nero said:

they must be at least 3rd cousins

Nero said:

You mean Steelman55311

(are there really that many Steelmen?

PREDOMINANT said:

He must be a west virginian, I think they are all related

PREDOMINANT said:

I don't know, but apparently he likes to claim to be a famous steel guitar player for some asshole called Andy Griggs.

I don't care if he's the Queen of Merry Old England. His spelling sucks and he's an idiot.

Nero said:

The Queen can't spell, and she's a shit shag anyway maybe we should introduce her to Steelman55311?

PREDOMINANT said:

If you'd like. Call the queen.

Nero said:

Just got off the phone to Liz and she said that she was tempted by the Horse Racing but that Country Music obsession was a total non-starter. Sorry Steelman55311

This person seems drunk, to be honest.

sorry, I'll use my real net name from now on.

PREDOMINANT said:

I thought for sure the Abe Lincoln history would be the clencher, though. Did you mention that to her, you dolt?

Nero said:

She said that she wasn't really into American political history on account of ~@^%$£king bastards robbing a country off one of her ancestors or something dunno?

PS I have never been called a "dolt" before

PREDOMINANT said:

Well, she obviously doesn't know what she's missing. It was all I could do to say good bye to that lovely specimen of a man.

I'm friends with Pook on myspace. He has cool friends.

I had one guy tell me that if I shit my pants he would eat my underware

CarrieLee said:

That is awful.

CarrieLee said:

lmao.

Not sure about myspace but some of the messages I would get on yahoo ...good grief ..idiots

Hiroshi Fukuyama

I'm not gay. I just need some advice.

I'll be arriving in Bangkok Thailand tomorrow.....but I forgot to bring my condoms.

Do you know where I can find Trojan Magnum, or durex xxl condoms in Thailand?

Last time I was there I couldn't find any. But then again, I've only been to pattaya.

TypoMarx said:

Oh me.

Ocean said:

yahoo is scary

ufoclub said:

So am I

CarrieLee said:

That can be very laxative.....I mean lucrative..


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