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SEX with the DEVIL I once knew this woman who said she physically met satan.
Like in "Rosemary's Baby", can someone actually have physical sex with the beast himself ? | |
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This lady does, from what I'm told.
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ReturnOfDOOK said: This lady does, from what I'm told.
SHA-WING!! | |
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SammiJ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: This lady does, from what I'm told.
SHA-WING!! I was thinking no one was gonna appreciate my joke. 
stupid paul edit [Edited 9/26/05 22:31pm] | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: SammiJ said:
SHA-WING!! I was thinking no one was gonna appreciate my joke.
stupid paul edit [Edited 9/26/05 22:31pm] it was a good one! 
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SammiJ said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I was thinking no one was gonna appreciate my joke.
stupid paul edit [Edited 9/26/05 22:31pm] it was a good one!
i salute thee Well, people think that Bush is my "hero" because I'm a conservative so I think it's that much more funny!  | |
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I didn't have sex with the devil...but I banged his wife! That was a CHORE...lemme tell ya! I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...
...she gave me head. | |
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origmnd said: I once knew this woman who said she physically met satan.
Like in "Rosemary's Baby", can someone actually have physical sex with the beast himself ? i would say evil takes on many forms if god could make mary pregnant without intercourse ... then i say his counterpart, Mr Satan can get his groove on with who ever is willing  | |
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I won't get too serious, this is the org afterall, but Satan is real. Very real. | |
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I hope I haven't  you'd know if you did, right? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: This lady does, from what I'm told.
Omg that was funny!"not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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origmnd said: I once knew this woman who said she physically met satan.
Like in "Rosemary's Baby", can someone actually have physical sex with the beast himself ? there's a book about a woman who supposedly did...I read it too and it was a movie but I can't remember the name... "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: origmnd said: I once knew this woman who said she physically met satan.
Like in "Rosemary's Baby", can someone actually have physical sex with the beast himself ? there's a book about a woman who supposedly did...I read it too and it was a movie but I can't remember the name... The Entity, starring Barbara Hershey? Run around like a chicken, grand dragon finger lickin
Yo, turn him over wit a spatula Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker Mess with the Cube, you get punked quick Pig, cause I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with! | |
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sociopath said: Shorty said: there's a book about a woman who supposedly did...I read it too and it was a movie but I can't remember the name... The Entity, starring Barbara Hershey? interesting story ... | |
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sociopath said: Shorty said: there's a book about a woman who supposedly did...I read it too and it was a movie but I can't remember the name... The Entity, starring Barbara Hershey? yes! that's it! thank you! man...that was a goooood book! creepy. the movie was...well...it was made a long time ago so...you know. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: sociopath said: The Entity, starring Barbara Hershey? yes! that's it! thank you! man...that was a goooood book! creepy. the movie was...well...it was made a long time ago so...you know. I know I wasn't supposed to be aroused by Barbara writhing on the bed with the Lord of Darkness, but dayum.... Run around like a chicken, grand dragon finger lickin
Yo, turn him over wit a spatula Now we got, Kentucky Fried Cracker Mess with the Cube, you get punked quick Pig, cause I'm the wrong nigga to fuck with! | |
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Anxiety said: MartyMcFly said: now is this saying we are supposed to do these oral exercizes before, during or after the kegels ??? | |
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Mach said: Anxiety said: now is this saying we are supposed to do these oral exercizes before, during or after the kegels ???AAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!
I swear this just gave me the biggest laugh in a waaay oveloaded workday !  ! | |
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jerseykrs said: I won't get too serious, this is the org afterall, but Satan is real. Very real.
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I once had a dream that I had sex with the devil. I woke up and nudged my then boyfriend awake and we had lovely sex. I was rather worked up.
Satan looked a lot like Darth Maul. Only he was yellow.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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jerseykrs said: I won't get too serious, this is the org afterall, but Satan is real. Very real.
Satan's real. And you're thin.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: This lady does, from what I'm told.
Who cares? The only thing I'm interested in about this broad is whether or not her highlights will stand up next to Bernadette, Dorit, Milla, Veronica, Mrs. Koizumi and the rest of them....I remember the first time I saw Laura do a multi-country tour over here in Satan's first term, and I was MORTIFIED that standing next to all the other first wives, she looked like she had picked up her State function outfits from the Jacklyn Smith collection at the Crawford K-Mart:disbelief:...hell, I say if you're going to lie down with the devil, at least have a proper wardrobe to show for it !
Oooh...., but then, she HAS had a rather good makeover since first term, hasn't she? Hehehe  ! | |
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Ottensen said: Mach said: now is this saying we are supposed to do these oral exercizes before, during or after the kegels ???AAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!!
I swear this just gave me the biggest laugh in a waaay oveloaded workday ! ! | |
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I've done ALL these broads. Mrs Bush was the biggest challenge, she's kinda fridgid. I can see why georgie is so agro....lets just say there're were cobwebs...
She was FUN...lemme tell ya. She may not know what tuna is, but she SHO do know how to free WILLY!
again...cobwebs...
Been there, done this...
btw..regardless of her big mouth, it IS a tight fit... I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...
...she gave me head. | |
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Been there, done this...
btw..regardless of her big mouth, it IS a tight fit...[/quote] i bet she wouldnt spill any on her dress. As equality grows, violence declines. |
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Electrostar said: BillJClinton said:
Been there, done this...
btw..regardless of her big mouth, it IS a tight fit... i bet she wouldnt spill any on her dress. THAT my friend is a sign of intelligence. CLINTON '08!!!!! I'm DYING to be first man....GAWD the pussy it'll get me! [Edited 9/27/05 14:21pm] I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...
...she gave me head. | |
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MartyMcFly said: Is that why she's all charred? | |
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Nero said: I once had a dream that I had sex with the devil. I woke up and nudged my then boyfriend awake and we had lovely sex. I was rather worked up.
Satan looked a lot like Darth Maul. Only he was yellow. | |
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