cborgman said:

yeah well, who's the one who can't go to sleep without chewing his piece of lucky foil? and when are you going to put sheets on the bed that AREN'T rubber?

GangstaFam said:

G'NITE!

GangstaFam said:

i wish i could go back to bed too...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Do it. I'm giving you permission right here and now.

Good morning and welcome to the living

GangstaFam said:

okay...

falls asleep at my desk

HollowellSA said:

MORNIN'!

Separated Out

"We didn't lie to you, folks. We told you we had living, breathing, monstrosities. You'll laugh at them, shudder at them, and yet, but for the accident of birth, you might be even as they are. They did not ask to be brought into the world, but into the world they came. Their code is a law unto themselves. Offend one, and you offend them all!"

Can you feel my skin
Can you feel my bones
Can you put my spine in plaster and take me home

So unpleasant inside and out
So unpleasant inside and out
If you like I'll tell you about it
You wouldn't want to know

My heads full of water
Tears I never cried
Could you hold me under the shower
In the cold outside

So unsteady inside and out
So unsteady inside and out
If you like I'll tell you about it
You wouldn't want to be

Separated out
Separated out
Separated out

I need medical attention
Where's my memory gone
Everything I told you - including this,
I already forgot

Separated out
From the living stream
The thing that couldn't lie straight
Straight in the machine

So unstable inside and out
Don't know how much longer I'll take it
If you like I'll sell you a ticket
Or you can get in for free

Am I enough of a freak
To be worth paying to see
Am I enough of a freak
To be worth paying to see

"And now, folks, if you'll just step this way, you are about to witness the most amazing, the most astounding, living monstrosity of all time."

Can you feel my skin
Can you feel my bones
Can you put my spine in plaster and take me home
Can you kiss my face
Let me know it's there
Can you give it shape
Can you kinda care

Am I enough of a freak
To be worth paying to see
Enough of a freak
To be worth paying to see

Enough
Enough

They're pointing and laughing
They're pointing and laughing at me

"We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble--we accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble..."

"You, dirty, slimy...FREAKS!... FREAKS!... FREAKS!...Get out of here!"

"Get out! You heard her! Get out!"

Goood Moooorning!!!

superspaceboy said:

MORNIN'!

FELLOW PINHEAD!!!!

jerseykrs said:

Never seen the movie though, wonder if blockbuster has it???

jerseykrs said:

you renting that movie would be like loretta lynn renting "coal miner's daughter" - why bother?

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

as soon as you make it through two nights in a row without weeing on the bed

cborgman said:

but you said you were into that kind of thing!

there's no pleasing you.

jerseykrs said:

G'AFTERNOON!

Anxiety said:

Sure there is. You just have to know how to flex your fist. And he likes the Crisco mixed with a lil Icy Hot.

AFTERNOON!

cinnamonjo said:

Anxiety said:

not with that tiny thing you call 'manhood', there's not...

cborgman said:

yes, well, considering the fact that your mammoth orifice has been landmarked by the national caving association of america, just about anyone's manhood is going to be but a mere triscuit in your mud vat.

Anxiety said:

yea, well...


i got nothing.

cborgman said:

you've got the best canyon i've ever yodelled in, pardner.

Anxiety said:

aww... i'll never want for another toothpick as long as i'm with oyu, lover.

cborgman said:

what can i say - every needle needs a haystack.

Anxiety said:

which reminds me, i should cheat on you with haystack!

cborgman said:

yeah, you should ask him - i hear giving to charity is all the rage these days.