Subject: Quality at Johnson & Johnson

Having a Bad day at work? Here's what you do:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section.
Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Okay, here's where the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and
repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do NOT work for quality
control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
WORSE THAN YOURS!



[Edited 9/23/05 20:15pm]

you know, that could be some peoples dream job. Just saying.

I prefer the armpit.

So do they test one at a time or do it in groups of 25 or 50? 100?

sinisterpentatonic said:

It sure is mine.

minneapolisgenius said:

TMPletz said:

So, are you the right temperature and which orifice is more accurate, le bootyhole, your ear or la boca? I have a thermometer that needs testing.

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