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Do you have a will? I'm about to draw up a will with my lawyer (I figure ya never know what can happen and I want my property to go to people I care about - not the government).
Do you have a will? If so, what did you leave to whom? Also: do you have a living will? If you do, what is specified there? | |
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i don't have one, though i'd like to put one together. do you find that it's complicated?
i REALLY need to put a living will together. i love my mother, but i'm afraid of what she would do if i ended up like terry schiavo. i insist on being put out of my misery, and everyone else's.  | |
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i've left 2 pints of cryogenically frozen semen to the future of mankind. The world will never have to worry about the extinction of idiots like myself. | |
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I don't have one. I have nothing much of value.
I don't even know what would happen to my "stuff" if I were to die today... I think my life insurance names my parents as the benficieries. Weird. |
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CarrieMpls said: I don't have one. I have nothing much of value.
I don't even know what would happen to my "stuff" if I were to die today... I think my life insurance names my parents as the benficieries. Weird. in some ways, i feel the same, but there's some stuff i have that may have sentimental value, or some things i've collected that i'd like to will to a good cause - like, i want to make sure that my best friend would get all my music, and i'd want to make sure that a library of my choice got all my books. | |
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i got a wont tho'. | |
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TheRealFiness said: i got a wont tho'.
Be kind to your waitress...and try the lasagna! | |
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Anxiety said: do you find that it's complicated?
Haven't begun the process yet. I'll let ya know. | |
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Anxiety said: TheRealFiness said: i got a wont tho'.
Be kind to your waitress...and try the lasagna! i'll be here all week folks | |
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I'm gonna leave my foot to Lleena's ass. | |
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Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: I don't have one. I have nothing much of value.
I don't even know what would happen to my "stuff" if I were to die today... I think my life insurance names my parents as the benficieries. Weird. in some ways, i feel the same, but there's some stuff i have that may have sentimental value, or some things i've collected that i'd like to will to a good cause - like, i want to make sure that my best friend would get all my music, and i'd want to make sure that a library of my choice got all my books. I've thought about that... who would get my CDs and such. And that my niece gets first dibs on just about anything she wants... |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: in some ways, i feel the same, but there's some stuff i have that may have sentimental value, or some things i've collected that i'd like to will to a good cause - like, i want to make sure that my best friend would get all my music, and i'd want to make sure that a library of my choice got all my books. I've thought about that... who would get my CDs and such. And that my niece gets first dibs on just about anything she wants... Could I get your account!? | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: I've thought about that... who would get my CDs and such. And that my niece gets first dibs on just about anything she wants... Could I get your account!? No. But there may be a T shirt in it for you. |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Could I get your account!? No. But there may be a T shirt in it for you. 
Can it say "My friend died and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"?  | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: No. But there may be a T shirt in it for you.
Can it say "My friend died and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"? So we're friends, now is it?  |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said:
Can it say "My friend died and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"? So we're friends, now is it? No, but nobody will know any better!
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[Lawyer's Office]
Kramer and Elaine sit before a desk, behind which sits Shellbach the lawyer, who has a large list in front of him, from which he's reading. Kramer looks nervous, while Elaine is tapping at a soda can, looking bored. SHELLBACH: Situation number four. You're breathing on your own, you're conscious, but with no muscular function. KRAMER: Well, would I be able to communicate? SHELLBACH: I don't see how. ELAINE: Ach, I don't like the sound of this one. KRAMER: Huhh, yeah, let's pull the cord. ELAINE: Yank it like (pops open soda can) you're starting a mower. SHELLBACH: Moving on. You have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no central nervous system. Kramer looks at Elaine, who gives a double thumbs-down. KRAMER: Well, I gotta have a central nervous system. SHELLBACH: Okay. One lung, blind and you're eating through a tube. KRAMER: Naw, that's not my style. ELAINE: Bore-ing. SHELLBACH: Alright, you can eat. But machines do everything else. KRAMER: (hesitant) Uhm... Kramer looks to Elaine, who nods. ELAINE: I'd stick. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Stick. (to Elaine) 'Cos I could still go to the coffee shop. ELAINE: (points to Kramer and smiles in agreement) That's right. "I'd stick." "Yeah, yeah. Stick."  | |
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It all goes to my kids  | |
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yes i ( we ) do
most everything to the children ...split in different ways some $ and things to lifelong friends yes i have a living will also  | |
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I haven't yet decided who gets what yet, but I do know that I'm leaving a note with my brother.
"If you're reading this, it's because I am gone. As my brother I have one final act I'd like to ask from you. "Please remove all of my porn from my closet and burn it. "If you watch any of it, please keep an open mind." | |
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I'm leaving the org my ass. | |
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Fauxie said: I'm leaving the org...blah blah blah
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2teh9s said: Fauxie said: I'm leaving the org...blah blah blah
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2teh9s said: Fauxie said: I'm leaving the org...blah blah blah
You're on FIYAH today! Relatively speaking. | |
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I got a settlement years ago and split it between my two kids. Not much, but at least they wont be left with NOTHING if i suddenly pass. Someone will take the dog, probably my brother. My daughter can have my jewlery....thats all i have Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Fauxie said: I'm leaving the org my ass.
you already leave a little bit of your ass for the org with every post. | |
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Fauxie said: I'm leaving the org my ass.
you'll have to fix that crack 1st | |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Could I get your account!? No. But there may be a T shirt in it for you. Ooooh, I like your avatar. Is that a Halloween special? | |
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No but I have a Grace.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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