In honor of talk like a pirate day


http://talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html


You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate? brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
[Edited 9/20/05 16:09pm]

jerseykrs said:

sounds scandalous.

evenstar3 said:

You are ...
Th' Cabin Boy/Galley Wench
(take yer pick)

You, me hearty, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he or she would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde or Ellen DeGeneress delivering a staggering punch line on Hollywood Squares. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you need to worry about is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl. Or boy. Whichever you prefer today.

Pirate, 2nd Class

Profile: Do you remember the last time you took a chance? I do. It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your pirate pals who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It's a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.

This is an extremely gay thread.



extremely.





gay.

Imago777 said:

I'm the Cap'n to!!!

jerseykrs said:

Omg.

SHAVE!!!

NOW!

Sweeny79 said:

i second that.

evenstar3 said:

You sit on him.....I'ma go get the shaving cream.

Sweeny79 said:

Oh dear God, that sound so fucking hawt.

Sweeny79 said:

Sweeny79 said:

Imago777 said:

It does don't it?

jerseykrs said:

Oh the things I could do to you...

Sweeny79 said:

I won't put up a fight for either of you. (i am not referring to you imago)

evenstar3 said:

jerseykrs said:

Dan can hold the camera.

Sweeny79 said:

I want him out of the room.

jerseykrs said:

party poop

jerseykrs said:

You're so

evenstar3 said:

Actually I'm just STRAIGHT.

evenstar3 said:

he doesn't meant that you know.

Say, after the shaving, can you and SammyJ do that little french thing that you did on yahoo?

Imago777 said:

I thought this thread was about pirates?

I'm so glad I clicked on this thread.




Not for that pirate crap though.

Fauxie said: