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This Is A Test Subject: Quality at Johnson & Johnson
Having a Bad day at work? Here's what you do: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Okay, here's where the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do NOT work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THAN YOURS! [Edited 9/23/05 20:15pm] | |
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you know, that could be some peoples dream job. Just saying. | |
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If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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I prefer the armpit. | |
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So do they test one at a time or do it in groups of 25 or 50? 100? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: you know, that could be some peoples dream job. Just saying.
It sure is mine. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: sinisterpentatonic said: you know, that could be some peoples dream job. Just saying.
It sure is mine. | |
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TMPletz said: minneapolisgenius said: It sure is mine. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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So, are you the right temperature and which orifice is more accurate, le bootyhole, your ear or la boca? I have a thermometer that needs testing.
Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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BEEEEEPPPPP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP | |
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