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what's with all these stupid pill commercials on tv? damn...first of all..they never tell you what the hell you take them for...just "ask your doctor if 'blahblah' is right for you"...WTF?
then the side effects are like 20 seconds long--nausea,diahrhea,suicidal tendencies, sexual dysfunction, bloody nose...well goddamn...what could be so bad that you would want to put up with all of that? you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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They just want everyone to be legal pill poppers. Take a pill to cure anything 
See a doctor. 
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Orgatrol™ may not be for everyone. Some side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, abdominal pain, anal cramping, involuntary drooling, decreased appetite, increased sexual appetite, the runs, the sugars, uncontrollable bottom shaking, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, increased flatulence, and sore throat.
Do not take Orgatrol™ if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, nursing, under the age of 30, cannot clap on the one, or if you are some eeeeevil bastid named Althom...then again, if you are, go on and take 'em. We don't mind. Really. Talk to your doctor today about the once-a-day wonder pill that is Orgatrol™. 
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Orgatrol™ may not be for everyone. Some side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, abdominal pain, anal cramping, involuntary drooling, decreased appetite, increased sexual appetite, the runs, the sugars, uncontrollable bottom shaking, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, increased flatulence, and sore throat.
Do not take Orgatrol™ if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, nursing, under the age of 30, cannot clap on the one, or if you are some eeeeevil bastid named Althom...then again, if you are, go on and take 'em. We don't mind. Really. Talk to your doctor today about the once-a-day wonder pill that is Orgatrol™.
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[Edited 9/23/05 13:36pm] [Edited 9/23/05 13:37pm]  lawdy lawd. | |
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Actually, the ones that don't tell you what the pills are for NEVER tell you what the side effects are.
The reason why the companies do commercials without telling you what the medicine does is that they are required by law to list side effects if they list the benefits or what the drug is used to treat. So, if they don't list the benefits and don't say what the drug does, they don't have to list the side effects either. | |
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meltwithu said: damn...first of all..they never tell you what the hell you take them for...just "ask your doctor if 'blahblah' is right for you"...WTF?
then the side effects are like 20 seconds long--nausea,diahrhea,suicidal tendencies, sexual dysfunction, bloody nose...well goddamn...what could be so bad that you would want to put up with all of that? Doctors get kickbacks from some of those companies. The companies WANT you to ask the doctor so you take their pills. Just a marketing trick to get people on their pill....   "I am the way, the truth and the life; No man cometh unto the father, but by me." - Jesus of Nazareth (John 14:6) | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Orgatrol™ may not be for everyone. Some side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, abdominal pain, anal cramping, involuntary drooling, decreased appetite, increased sexual appetite, the runs, the sugars, uncontrollable bottom shaking, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, increased flatulence, and sore throat.
Do not take Orgatrol™ if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, nursing, under the age of 30, cannot clap on the one, or if you are some eeeeevil bastid named Althom...then again, if you are, go on and take 'em. We don't mind. Really. Talk to your doctor today about the once-a-day wonder pill that is Orgatrol™.
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[Edited 9/23/05 13:36pm] [Edited 9/23/05 13:37pm] just saw this...to funny...  ... 
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pippet said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Orgatrol™ may not be for everyone. Some side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, abdominal pain, anal cramping, involuntary drooling, decreased appetite, increased sexual appetite, the runs, the sugars, uncontrollable bottom shaking, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, increased flatulence, and sore throat.
Do not take Orgatrol™ if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, nursing, under the age of 30, cannot clap on the one, or if you are some eeeeevil bastid named Althom...then again, if you are, go on and take 'em. We don't mind. Really. Talk to your doctor today about the once-a-day wonder pill that is Orgatrol™.
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[Edited 9/23/05 13:36pm] [Edited 9/23/05 13:37pm] just saw this...to funny... ...
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Orgatrol™ may not be for everyone. Some side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, abdominal pain, anal cramping, involuntary drooling, decreased appetite, increased sexual appetite, the runs, the sugars, uncontrollable bottom shaking, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, increased flatulence, and sore throat.
Do not take Orgatrol™ if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, nursing, under the age of 30, cannot clap on the one, or if you are some eeeeevil bastid named Althom...then again, if you are, go on and take 'em. We don't mind. Really. Talk to your doctor today about the once-a-day wonder pill that is Orgatrol™.
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but what does it do? | |
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