Ocean said:

I found a bag of cement mix outside my neighbour's door, so I dragged it down to the sandpit and mixed it up with sand and water and then smeared it all over the same neighbour's brand new Alfa Romeo

About six yearz ago we had this sick ass neighbour who knocked down the sub dividing fence and purposely took out her dogz when we took out my late doggy Tommy to go pee (cause we had to - he had diabetes so i had to do tests for him ) ...anywayz...she had to get the sewage pipez on her side of the property fixed...and the very next morning da man who fixed her pipez was walkin her dogz And then my mum got a letter in the mail from her solicitor (musta been all dat prostitution money she had cause she looked way 2 cheap 2 afford a solicitor buy anyway...) she lost the case cause my mum happenz 2 work for the water company dat sendz out contractorz 2 do the work ...as a revenge for her bitterness and psychotic behaviour, i came up with this amusing idea, to create a flyer to stick in her letter box for people with mental problemz. "Need Help?" LOL ...and the number I put in it was the number for a rubbish collecting company called "Rubbish R Us" I still can't believe I did that

I exposed my ass 2 some people in a hotel room across the building from a hotel room a bunch of us galz hired out one new yearz eve- dat in itself was crazy too...

I went around at a nightclub with my cousinz askin strangerz "Do YOU like ZOMBIEZ?!?" I really freaked one guy out- he came up 2 me and was like ' WHY did you ask me that?' like it was meant 2 mean somethin

Was once shoppin around da city with my friend Angie and I saw a "My Little Pony" giant plush toy in the toy department of Target...feeling rather hyperactivez, I say "I wanna go ride it!!" so my friend goes "yeah go do it!" So i straddle myself on2 the My Little Pony and sit my ass down on it... And slide straight backwardz on my ass...to have some customerz coming up the escalatorz see me on the floor laughing. I think they were amused too...

charlottegelin said:

u DID ?

shaomi said:

I also kind of concreted over the sandpit ...and my bicycle ...and wrote my name with the mixture on the asphalt road. My mum cried as she got down on her knees to scrub it off. I was 6.
The good news was that the neighbour had just waxed his car and it hosed right off

thescandalouslife said:

Sod Jim's grave I want to go to paris to met this dude

I jumped off a moving train.

Was saying goodbye to a friend, wasn't supposed to be on it, was one of the rare trains during the day because the RRs were on strike...

I scare myself just thinking of this.

Ocean said:

Ocean said:

Yesss nice one, can I come?

PREDOMINANT said:

He was certainly a character, and someone I'll never forget! I'm so glad I abandoned all instincts and followed this kook...the experience and story are priceless.

senik said:

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[Edited 9/27/05 12:02pm]

Okay....so I'm at a sex club. This beautiful guy walks up to the video room and just looks around. He had a go-go boy body, kinda buffed. He wore nothing but a chain around his neck with a lock on it. I thought to myself "I will never have that". Well he ends up sitting next to me and says "Do you want to go to my room". I though "Fuck yes!" but I said "Sure, that'll be cool." So we go into his room and start messing around. (I'm a safety boy) The first thing I noticed when I went in was that there were 3 or 4 plastic grocery bags. I didn't trip. We messed around and he brought out this Vice like thing and he put it on me like a cock ring. This thing was a real Vice. It was kind of heavy so I didn't dig it too much. This beautiful bootied guy turns out to be a bottom, so I throw on a glove and start doing my business. It was all good. We change positions and he's now facing me (missionary), all of a sudden he grabs one of the bags and puts it on his head (the one that has his brains in it). He starts breathing really hard and I was like . Then he asks me to put it on. He said "Trust me". Lets just say that I'm a fan of oxygen and so is my dick. I panicked a little then left.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you know what I'm going to say dont you , M ?

newpower99 said:

I got a million of 'em, oh yeah, shut up!!!! Just kidding. You know when the guy first came up I was like what? No way. I guess I had worked on my karma a little. Actually I think I was given David Lynch's good karma. 'Cause that was strange. I mean nothing really shocks me but.....I don't know.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I give you a rough time i know. you're my idol , man . I strive to be the althete you are.

newpower99 said:

Imagine if I was hot!! Woooo. I'm working on it.



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I added some red colour to my hair.

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