i went to a club wit my girl and she started to grind on me, which made me rock hard, my girl noticed that i was hard and she started to smile.

can anyone tell me how i can avoid being in this situation again, cos it was kinda embarrassing.

p.s: is it normal to be hard when a girl is grindin' on u

so...what's the problem?

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

No, this usually only happens to people with a fetish for animals and/or grandmothers. Seek medical help.

i realized what the problem is.

YOU ARE TRAPPED IN AN R. KELLY SONG.

find your way out of the closet ASAP and stay out of the kitchen at all costs.

The fact that she would do that in public says the woman has issues and no class.

No issue there. If she wants to get you hard and you get hard, there is no problem.

I get hard when I make out with someone.


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But he didn't want it there. She should have done it in private. Not classy.

Huh??

He didn't want to be poppin' it there in public. it was embarassing to him. She should have known better than to do that.

Ok I see....

Well tell your girl not to grind her stuff on your stuff
She was happy she got you excited,if u let her know she wont do it again

do people really blame other people for giving them hard-ons?

"i hold you personally responsible for giving me this stiffy! how dare you!"

I wish I had a girl grinding on me. Maybe I'd feel alive.

jerseykrs said:

would you get mad at her if you were, like, grocery shopping together and she did something that gave you a hard-on?

i mean, at the very least, i consider my partner giving me a stiffy to be on the same level as, like, giving me their extra twix bar or making me coffee. it's a good thing. good!

Just get it out.

to stop her from grinding...say "step off the bones beyotch!"

and YES is something is rubbing against your dick...it's bound to make it hard.

Spats said:

what clubs do you go to?

jerseykrs said:

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

[Just use link edit - luv4u]
http://i5.photobucket.com...ed_cum.jpg

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

Yes.
Yes it is.

BTW, welcome to Earth.

I wish my girl WOULD do that, dammit she's even embarrassed if we TELL people we're 2gether (not just with me, she always has been with every damn guy she's had), so imagine if i try 2 kiss her in front of people, so imagine GRINDING !!! Imlikethegoochlooking u ARE a lucky guy !

PS: i would worry 4 u if ur girlfriend didn't make u go hard, 4 chrissake, she ain't supposed 2 b ur teddybear, is she ?!

Anxiety said:

now THAT's a guy in trouble

superspaceboy said:

well, not THAT girl as far as i'm concerned

Anxiety said:

Are you kiddin' me? Small Claims court is jammed up with these cases. Don't you watch Judge Judy?

WRONG FORUM.

RockstarRetrosexual said:

huh?

Ace said:

if inopportune hard-ons were my worst problem, i'd be doing pretty well in life.

shaomi said:

allow me to rephrase...

WRONG FORUM

RockstarRetrosexual said:

allow me to rephrase...

huh?

ImLikeTheGoochLookin said:

Well, there are several options:

1. Don't go to nightclubs.

2. Tell her not to grind on you.

3. Think about baseball.

4. Have your penis removed.

5. Ditch the girl.*



*If you go with this choice, send her 'round to my place.

shaomi said:

oy vey somebody get this guy a rim job